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I have to ask Zaryi, is that her boyfriend or something with the rockin goatee? That's like a 10-15 age difference and its gross.

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it's her husband

it's pretty nasty

If he's robbing the cradle, he could at least not get a baby that the spartans would've thrown off a cliff.

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I lol'd

Mega Update:

So last week Patterson did his whole thing where he decided to hang out with Emmalee for one last time. He got home at around 4pm the next day and we had a conversation that went basically like this:

(Me) "So how was Emmalee's last night? You finally get some closure?"
(Patterson) "It was good. We were up late and talked for a while, then I took a couple shots and spent the night at her place."
(M) "Oh... so you fucked her?"
(Patterson) "Oh no, no. I slept in the basement and she slept up in her room."
"Are you sure you didn't fuck her?"
"Yup, I'm sure."

I gave him a look-down ala Larry David and then I started talking about how much I hated the bitch for what he did to her and all of this and he seems like he doesn't care. He says they aren't gonna be friends anymore and I'm pretty sure this is all over.

Guess again, fuckers!

On campus today, Mike (the guy who has been with me on trying to get Patterson out of this) talked to Jay and Jay told Mike that he heard from Patterson that Patterson and Emmalee slept in the same bed that night. Needless to say, Mike got home from class, let me know about it and we decided to confront Patterson know about it.

We start talking to him and Mike straight up asks him if what Jay said was true. Patterson admits to it with some sort of reason like "I wanted you guys off of my back about it". Mike snaps at this point, says "Fuck it, I'm out," and goes back inside (we were on the porch while patterson was smoking). Its just me and patterson outside and needless to say, I'm pissed. I told him I was pissed and I get into this whole thing about how Mike and I are only trying to help him and how he shouldn't lie to us. I also remind him that he's living with Tabor both this year and next year and that if he decides to pursue this, he's probably going to end up a lot like Jay (which, personally, I don't think he can handle given his depression).

This is how the conversation went after I found out he's going back to her house again this weekend*.

"So, you're going back over there this weekend, huh? I thought you were done with her."
"Yeah, but this time is the last time. I just want to -"
"That's what you said last time."
"This is the last time, I swear. I'm just sick of her lies and all of her shit."
"Dude, she fucked one of your closest friends for 2 months and lead you on about it. You'd think that would be the final straw, but I suppose not. This is the same shit you told me last weekend and after all of that, you're STILL making plans with her. I don't give a shit if you go over there, but don't lie to me, ok? It hurts when you pull shit like this and I don't want to see you end up like Jay"
"Yeah, ok."

* - Emmalee told Jay that she was having family coming over this weekend and can't hang out saturday night (I guess Jay wants to drop off CDs that she left in his car, idk). At the same time, she told Patterson that he can come over saturday night to hang out to drink with her and her mom or some stupid shit.

So basically, we don't know what else Patterson has lied about and is just as backhanded as Jay when it comes to this stinky, awful whore. I have no idea as to what I'm gonna do with Patterson yet, since I love the dude to death but the lying and the whole "don't give a fuck" attitude is straining the friendship. As of right now, Mike and I are officially washing our hands of the situation and we're preparing for damage control when Patterson fucks up and Tabor somehow learns about this (so far Mike, Jay and I are the only people that know about this). Mike's gonna try and get Tabor off of the lease for next year because when this shit hits, its gonna hit. Hard.

RETIRED.
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Man lies about sex/women. News at 11.

I know how you feel, though. I had to have a conversation with one of my pals outlining the progression of chick leaning on/against you>tickle-fights/horseplay>9 months of gestation>fuckerized life...which probably stung quite a bit when I reminded him that we'd already seen that progression in his life once before, and while his son is a cute and charming child, he doesn't need another one, especially not with another attention-starved psycho-hose-beast.

Also, on that personal note, what the fuck is it with people who want you to think they're interesting, yet instead of actually doing things or expanding their horizons to become interesting, they just mutilate themselves with piercings and tattoos to fake being interesting? Is it just me, or is it really obvious when you run across one of those people, and don't you just want something vile to happen to them?

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

I used to live in a house with two other roomates. They thought it'd be a good idea to bring some crazy girl (literally) back to the place. After they saw the errors of their ways, they made her leave. Apparently, the wierder of my two roomates ended up at her place somehow and fucked her in the ass so hard she started shitting uncontrollably, he panic'd and ran. Long story short, they now have a kid and both are extreme crack heads and needless to say we are looking for a new roomate.







Back to Emmalee:








There is only one option.

MAXIUMS! MAXIMUS! MAXIMUS!

This Patterson fellow is starting to piss me off. He needs to quit putting the pussy on a pedestal.

Another storytimes thread?



Another storytimes thread. Do want.

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Mike and I are seriously thinking about buying him a hooker because we think that if he just gets his dick wet, this will all be over.

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I thought he'd been fucking Emmalee the whole time.

This is sillier than high school.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
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To my knowledge they haven't fucked yet. I could say he's thinking with his dick but he's not getting any, so idk what Patterson's doing.

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I would have to agree with you. Though a hooker could cause trouble too. Just take him to a club, tell the tl;dr version of the story and see which skanky club chick will pity-fuck him first.

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