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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.



2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.



3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.



4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.



5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?



6. Was learning cursive really necessary?



7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.



8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.



9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.



10. Bad decisions make good stories.



11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.



12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.



13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.



14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.



15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.



16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.



17. I wish Google Maps had an 'Avoid Ghetto' routing option.



18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.



19. How many times is it appropriate to say 'What?' before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?



20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!



21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.



22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.



23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.



24. The first testicular guard, the 'cup', was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

I like it, did you come up with these by yourself?

The exiting out of word thing is so true....I'll never understand what it is exactly that causes that.

So true, so very trued.

I see the example with cars lining up almost every day. And my scary moment comes with Excel and our 300mb spreadsheet for fiber optic information. I know I did not make any changes but it ask me if I would like to save almost every time. There is a slight pucker facter on that one.

9 level 90s and 10 85s, Damn I need another hobby.

no i didnt write them.

i feel like word brings that up if you put the cursor in the document in two spots

All so true. Except for number 1.

Porn Mode.

Heh, #16.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

It was a while until it dawned on me what they meant with that tagline.

Dvergar /
Quisling

pshhh kisses totally begin with me!

lol not really. that would be weird.

s^ | Kay

Because I swear I must be partially deaf. That, or people talk at a speed I can't even register... or at a volume you would use if there was a killer in your house.

Playing WoW again in 2018, kill me, thanks

smell