Weena wrote:
I had a 19 y/o once.
Let's see if I can do a quick play by play as to not make a huge post.
- All takes place at my buddies, of whom she moves in with for a brief period.
- Bang her.
- Asks me out.
- Looking for more of a fwb deal.
- Bang bang bang - hey this fwb deal might be amazing. Can't get any oral because of reasons involving being molested though.
- Hmmm I say. Inb4 crazies as a result.
- Wants to break up with BF that lives three hours away. But doesn't want to do it in a text.
- In retrospect, I don't think there was really any intention to break up.
- Brings boyfriend over. Wat.
- Almost get in fight with BF, because hey let's inform him I got carpet burn so bad my knee looked like I fell off a bike.
- BF states "You haven't seen the extent of my vampire bloodlust". Also makes 12 yr old statement about his dick being the size of his forearm.
- Thank alfather I wasn't high because my laughing on the inside would have been laughing on the outside, then possible fights and police involvement and night's even more ruined than it already is.
- Find out he isn't her BF. He's her fiance.
- Every buzz that night either became unsought or ruined.
I can't imagine what kind of shitstorm would have happened had I been going out with her for a while before this downhill slope occurred. I was lucky enough to suck that poison out before it hit the bloodstream.
I love everything about this.
