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quadtard
 Post subject: A Treatise on Children
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:52 pm  
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So today i took my dog to the park, walked around, she chased other dogs, the usual. As im on my way out of the park, i run into a mother and her three children who all mob my dog (being of the cute, small and fluffy variety). The little girl, who couldnt have been more than 4 began chatting with me, asking my dog's name, etc. The she gets on one line of questions.

How old are you?
18
Do you have kids?
No
Are you Married?
Why not?
I'm not old enough.
*Stares*

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Weena
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:27 pm  
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Correct answer to "Are you married?" is "Why? You looking to marry?"

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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Necrachilles
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Weena wrote:
Correct answer to "Are you married?" is "Why? You looking to marry?"


I think marrying a four year old would be frowned upon =/

The mom was deff into him though!

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Battletard
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pix...of teh mom

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quadtard
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Battletard wrote:
pix...of teh mom

Very conservative jew. Ankles showed, nothing more.

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Weena
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quadtard wrote:
Battletard wrote:
pix...of teh mom

Very conservative jew. Ankles showed, nothing more.


Slut.

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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quadtard
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You should see the ones showing some eyebrow, now those....HOOOWEEEE

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Quittermike
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Clearly you're a pedophile and she just saved her child in the nick of time.
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Quittermike
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Wait, I thought it was the mom asking those questions
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Fantastique
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Weena wrote:
quadtard wrote:
Battletard wrote:
pix...of teh mom

Very conservative jew. Ankles showed, nothing more.


Slut.


I lol'd. idk why.

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Baneleaf
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There is only one reply that would have worked.

"Is your mommy single and does she do anal?"

That would have shut the kid up or at least made the mom have to explain what anal was. Do I need to have Jibbajabba send you instructions again.

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quadtard
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Hes from brampton.

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