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2nd day continued..

Dinner at the italian place was ok. I ordered a black and blue steak. The waiter got excited because it's rare that someone orders it that way.

We wandered the strip some more, after a bit a went back to my room to crash. I puffed on one of my cigars. It was one of the CAO. Nice flavor. Churchills take about an hour to smoke.

I washed up and I went to the beatles themed bar called revolution. The prices were comparable to washington dc prices. I had six bombay sapphire gin and tonics and a glass of water. I traded stories with the bar tender. He had some pretty good ones. He told me how someone bought a $1200 shot for him, and one time someone bought a $30,000 bottle of idontknowwhat.

I got hit on by a completely drunk chick at this point. She asked me if I wanted to go up to her room with her. Her motor control was so bad that she couldnt stand upright without holding onto the wall. I respectfully declined, I told her I was completely drunk and therefore would be unable to perform. Her friend came and rescued her.

For some reason I felt the urge to wander around vegas at 1 am. I left the hotel and headed towards the fashion show mall. There were some whore papers in some boxes I wanted to check out, which became the reason for the wandering.

The whore papers were pretty tame. "I walked out here for this?" I thought, as I shoved them back in their home. A couple of kinda attractive black girls teased me some. They might have weighed about 110lbs, they were heading to some club somewhere.

I made my way back to the hotel and as I crossed the street I had an encounter.

"what you getting into?" said the 98 lb black whore
"Im heading back to my room" said I
"For 300 Ill go with you" said she, and then she farted loudly. This fart was a big man's fart all juicy with substance.
"thank god im not in an elevator" i thought
"excuse me?" I said
"300 and I'll come up to your room and sex you up" said she, again she released a massive fart. It was surreal.

I gave her the im drunk and wont be able to perform excuse.

3rd day

We rented a car and went to Red Rock.

At first I was whatever "let us go forth into the desert and look at yon rocks. Woo Hoo!" , but it turned out to be pretty spiffy. The scenery was amazing.

The state park building was pretty nifty. It had the standard info signs and what not.

We drove along the 13 mile scenic route, we got out several times to explore n what not.

We went to lunch at a place called Bonnie Springs. The place had a petting zoo and umpteen turtles. They also had an 'old west' town. the town was pretty meh. If I were five or six it would have been awesome.
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3rd day continued..

After we left wild west town and bonnie springs, we went to another park. I cant remember it's name. It had wooden walkways so people wouldnt trample the fauna.

I saw a lizard and a fox.

Out in the desert it was 98, in the city it was 104.

We went to an italian place in the venetian. The price was reasonable. $14 for a pizza which we split 3 ways, beer cost $7.

The tranny bar adventure...

So I saw a thing for a thing for a tranny bar. I figured 'ehy why not!"

Vegas is big. This bar happened to appear to be behind the hilton. "Behind the hilton should be safe" I thought.

It was 2 miles away. Its name the "las vegas lounge".

As I walked toward the end of the strip there were less people. It also got darker. Some homeless dude told me his sad sad story. I gave him a $20. He told me about the things he had seen.

There was construction blocking my path. I doubled back and went down the street behind a hotel. I was the only one walking there. It was a stark contrast to the massive herd on the strip.

I walked for what seemed like an eternity, and finally made it to my destination.

The place looked like your standard bar. It had a sign with the rules. One rule was no solicitation.

Inside it was quiet. The bar tender and a few patrons were "women".

I got a coors. It was $6. A black 'woman' started hitting on me. Once I made it clear I wasnt interesting in paying her for sex she stopped her sell. I had a banal conversation with her.

I got another coors. Some more people came in. There was a dude in a wig and a skirt, some mexicans, and a fat blonde 'woman' with makeup smeared on its face.

A hot girl came in on the arm of a burly type guy.

I went to the bathroom, as I was nearly finished shaking the dew off my lily I felt a hand on my shoulder.

A deep voice offered me a bj in the stall. I turned around and it was the hot girl. I declined as sex in the bathroom is gross.

Her man became vexed. He was giving me the evil eye.

I ordered another coors and a drink for the black chick.

I decided to vacate the premises. I asked the bar tender to call me a cab. She and the black girl called me a cab. Then the bartender phoned me a cab.

I went outside the bar to wait for the taxi and a guy in a wig wanted me to come back to 'her' place around the corner. Around the corner were two guys kinda hanging out. I respectfully declined.

Enter the mexican tranny. Teh mexican tranny askes me what i am doing. I tell her im waiting for a cab. The mexican tranny offers me a ride back to my hotel.

I accept.

Along the way back to the hotel I hear the person's story. I also get "scolded", I may have been hurt yadda yadda.

I give her a $20 for the ride, which she happily accepts.
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Amazing story. Would read again.

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PROTIP: Southwest allows you to check in online 24 hours before your scheduled flight. Check in at this time and you will get a Zone A boarding pass. Then you can have your pick of the litter.

Thank me later.


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saved by a tranny?

now ain't that amusing.


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Tehra wrote:
saved by a tranny?

now ain't that amusing.


Yup. It was a unique experience.

The other day we just wandered about vegas.

My mom and I went to the Titanic exhibit at the Luxor. Was $30 a head. Was interesting. The exhibit was like you were on the titanic. The had a big hunk of ice.

They had all sorts of grave goods on display. Bowls, trinkets one would use on a daily basis, coins from the age. They had recreations of the 3rd, 2nd and 1st class sleeping arraignments.

At the end they had a hunk of the hull. It was fairly big and had a special hoist holding it up.

The ER visit!

Our plane was to leave las vegas at 9:35 am on Monday. My sister insisted we needed to be there at 7:35 am.

Since the room was at 71 F i figured Id take a shower before bed and get some extry sleep.

I had soaped up my body, and started my rinse of my hair. I worked the shampoo into my hair and lathered it up. As I was rinsing my hair of the shampoo I opened my eyes.

Red. There was blood from about my waist down, on the walls, on the curtain, blood was everywhere.

WTF I thought. I looked down.

My ankle had sprung a leak. A powerful stream of blood was spraying in a nice arch from a point on my ankle.

I turned the water to cold and bent down and pressed the spot with my thumb. No success. The blood sprayed all over.

I took a hand towel and soaked it in cold water and tied it to my ankle.

It appeared to work. I was able to clean up the majority of the mess and myself.

The towel turned a deep red. I was surprised, I took it off and the blood started spraying.

The blood was spraying approximately six feet.

I called 911. Security came. They called 911. The emts came. They bandaged me up and said i needed to go to the hospital.

I got an ambulance ride in my underwear. I had my driver's license and insurance card.

It was a short ride to the ER. The nurse was very giggity. Had I not put my underwear on I had been in the ER naked. /cringe

Some guy was in the ER with me, he looked like he got smashed by something. He was tied down to a gurney board thingy so he couldnt move.

The Dr came by and looked at me for a moment and left. The nurse did some stuff and got a kit for the Dr.

The Dr came back and told me that I could have put my foot on the bed and laid on the floor, and put pressure on the spot and that would have stopped it.

The Dr took my bandage off and said "see it stopped", but it started up again. It didnt spray 6 feet, it kinda trickled out about a quarter of an inch. Blood went everywhere.

the dr slathered some of that stuff that turns your skin orange and stitched me up. four stitches in total.

i rode in a taxi back to the hotel.

The taxi driver was exicted and wanted to know the story behind my ER visit. I told him. He told me about a girl he had picked up from the ER. She took her hospital gown off and went into the hotel half naked.

The front desk at the mirage pretended not to notice i was in my underwear when I asked for a copy of my room key.

It was 1 am at this point, I got 6 hours of sleep and caught the plane home in time.
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here b pictures, many of which are of the desert

first picture is of me getting into my sister's car :x

i r teh morbidly obeese

http://s792.photobucket.com/albums/yy205/jamesp1979/Las%20Vegas%202010/
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Two questions:

What the hell started the bleeding from your ankle!! And..

Why would you want to leer at people? It only lowers defense by only one stage, which is hardly worth the turn. Might I suggest something along the lines of Screech? It lowers defense by two stages instead. Or if you're feeling particularly exotic, try Metal Sound or Fake Tears to lower Special Defense by two stages. Many popular moves are actually Special moves anyway.


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vein ruptured in my ankle :x

was pretty amazing
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I love Vegas (been there three times), but it's still ridiculous when those gross guys (and even women sometimes) use the apparently international symbol for escorts by slapping their business card flyers against the palms of their hands to signal what they are advertising. There are just so many of them all over the place...

Best is, if you're walking with your significant other, they don't give a fuck... they will reach to give it to your boyfriend/husband whether you are clinging on to them or not.


Playing WoW again in 2018, kill me, thanks
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