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There are some major problems in education that have nothing to do with summer vacation.

When I was a kid, they separated the kids that were actually there to learn from the morons and the kids that couldn't fucking behave themselves unless someone was there to beat their ass every five minutes. Some ivory tower asshat got the bright idea that putting the dead weight in with the normal people would give the dead weight some buoyancy. Instead, the bad apples have spoiled the bunch. Yes, I switched metaphors midstream, eat a bag of dicks if you don't like it.

There are several reasons why this fuckerized a lot of things. For one thing, in order for the mouth breathers to keep up, they had to lower the standards. Now not only are the dumb kids dumb, now the smarter ones are dumber, too.

The "you should never feel bad/ashamed about anything ever" mindset also hosed education up royally. You should feel bad about getting an "F," because it either means you're fucking stupid or you're a lazy useless cockstain that needs to apply yourself. Not writing on a kids paper with red doesn't make the kid any less of a stupid fuck-off. We need to go back to making people feel bad about things they should feel about, and maybe even start smacking the taste out of their smelly face-holes again, because fucking children piss me off and deserve to be beaten.

Also, the NEA will never allow summer vacation to go away, because this is the time that English teachers continually talk about getting to work on that book they mean to write. If this time goes away, those English teachers would finally have to face the fact that they aren't Bestselling Author In Waiting but are simply loser-ass English teachers, which would lead to a rash of suicides.

...now that I think about it, send the little bastards year round, I'm buying stock in coffin and headstone companies.

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You probably listened and remembered what teachers said as well as knew the basic concept behind whatever was being taught which is really all you need to know. As well as not bombing a test because "what if I fail omg " syndrome

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All I know is, school was a joke.
I slept all day everyday unless there was a test or quiz.

Grades were as follows:
5% Homework
10% Classwork
35% Quizzes
50% Tests

It was such in almost all my classes with slight variation. So I typically had a B in each class unless I just didn't care and ended up with a C.
My grade would tank to an F the first couple of weeks and slowly pick up.

It was great, mostly with the math teachers, when they'd ask why I wasn't doing work and I would tell them what I was doing. "NO, you can't do that, you won't pass that way."
I'd point to their syllabus or w/e it is that has grades and such on it "You're a math teacher, if I score 100% on each of these tests and quizzes, what does that leave me with?"
They'd then get mad at me and be out to get me for a short time before they realized I was really smart and then it was "Hey Jason, you wanna do the answer key for the test? 10 extra points!"

I remember some black kid bitching one day while I was sleep, you know that state of sleep where you're sleeping but still alert to what is going on around you? Don't wanna get hit by paper balls or anything. Anyways, he was bitching about how I was always sleeping and he was busting his ass and had a lower grade than me. My teacher just shrugged and said "What can I say, dude is smart.".

I miss school =(






Man, on a kinda related note, how many different ways did you know to sleep in class if you did at all?

Basic Head down, One arm propping up your face so it looked like you were reading, Two, The "LOOK MA NO HANDS!" (smashed my face once mastering that one), Locking your legs and sleeping standing up(normally in a corner, I fell once though lolol), The "Lazy Boy", and the "Hiding in the admin office sleeping on the floor". No one ever looks for you there!

Wow...

Exactly what i did. Im not a mouthbreather, cotnrary to what you all may think, and school was stupid easy. I wasted all my time in class, didnt do much homework other than big projects etc and still got away with a mid 80s average.

I saw an article that some people in the british ed system want to replace the "fail" with "postponed success" so that it doesnt demoralize students.







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Stack of books to make up for the fact I was too tall for the desks.

PS. I passed school by the skin of my teeth doing almost literally - nothing. I would be told I was wasting my potential. Said I had an IQ of 123.

I said I'm pretty sure 95% of everything you've made me sit through was completely useless. So who's wasting what now?

You really don't need much past long division and reading words with many syllables. So I love it that we waste time on stupid shit for 4 years in high school, when we could... dare I say... have vocational training during that time?

But no keep stuffing the history of Russia down my fucking throat. Knowing how Stalin envisioned the world will help with something, I'm sure.

Yeah, what was kind of a pain. That's why I you need to put your feet in the basket in front of you, a stack of books on the desk behind you and just lounge.

I would've done better in school if I wasn't busy socializing, chasing girls and playing games. My biggest problem was completing homework. That shit sucked.

Homework wasn't worth shit. l2p

If you approve of or depend upon big government education; prepare for the consequences of your own ignorance.

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