Quittermike wrote:
This thread sparked some memories, some things I can remember saying:
1: Talking to a waitress, saying she's going to school blahblah has to take all these math classes, ask her what, starts talking to me about CAL I derivatives. "ooh, stop talking all this sexy talk to me, next thing I know you'll be whispering l'hopitals rule in my ear"
2: Talking to a girl at a party I've never seen before for a bit, get to asking her what she does, tells me she's a math major. "Really? We have so much in common... like functions and uh.. variables and stuff..." (I'm a Comp Sci major)
3: Talking to that same waitress again before Halloween, says she's going to dress up in a graduate gown. So I was like oh, a full length one, right? No... point to pretty much right below her cooch. I tell her I think it would be sexier if she wore a full length one, she says that would be weird like a nun or something. I say some people are in to that stuff
Her: You've got some weird tastes... you're in to math, nuns. Not many girls are in to that kind of stuff you know?
Me: (Throwing hands up in the air) That's my GAME <name>! THAT'S ALL I GOT!
tldr: how to not pick up women
I'd suck your dick.
