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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:46 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
Interesting thing about girls in the army...i've heard it can get quite complicated.


For example, one of my sisters friends ended up driving out into the Iraq desert off base in a humvee with a guy and subsequently fucked him. She got pregnant then had to have an abortion.

Is sexy time a problem with girls and guys both being in the military? I'd imagine it must be.

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when you're at home it's no big deal. lots of people date and get married no problem. when you're deployed it's a whole different ballgame. our orders don't say anything about not having sex, you just can't have anyone of the opposite sex where you sleep. so people find all kinds of places to fuck. on my last deployment, one night we heard a lot of chatter on the patrol frequency on the radio so we were like wtf and turned it up. apparently, a girl had moved a few mattresses into a dumpster and was letting guy after guy hop into the dumpster and fuck her, so all the dudes were calling eachother on the radio and going, "ok man, it's your turn" but they didnt realize they were on a classified frequency. anyway, when higher ups figured it out and went down there and busted her she had already fucked 6-7 dudes.

also, @weena, there's no need for hookers when the women soldiers are fiending more than the males. a friend of mine told me that when he was in iraq, some female LT got found out for prostituting when she tried to come home and customs found 70k in cash in her luggage.

what i've found is that there is a 1-4 month window for dudes when they're just like, "id love to have some sex" but after the 4 months they're just like, "eh whatever" but the chick window is totally different. about 1-7 months they're like, "omg im a woman, i can hold out, im not an animal like men" but when that 7th month rolls around, right around the halfway point, they turn into fucking demon succubi. they will fuck anyone, anytime, anywhere. repeatedly.


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Dotzilla wrote:
what i've found is that there is a 1-4 month window for dudes when they're just like, "id love to have some sex" but after the 4 months they're just like, "eh whatever" but the chick window is totally different. about 1-7 months they're like, "omg im a woman, i can hold out, im not an animal like men" but when that 7th month rolls around, right around the halfway point, they turn into fucking demon succubi. they will fuck anyone, anytime, anywhere. repeatedly.


so horrifically true


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:21 pm  
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I did not know this about women.... This will only end in bad (read: very good) things
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this post was actually a lot more entertaining than I thought, if my 2yr relationship ever turns sour I will know exactly where to go!


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What's the deal with adultery in the military? Apparently it's pretty frowned upon, but I've never heard anything about it before.


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You know, when Rosie the Riveter said "WE CAN DO IT", she probably wasn't talking about THAT.

Let's keep that in mind, girls.


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