@Cosmo
Am I the only one who noticed that the covers almost always have a "50ish ways to do something better!" hook? Like, look through this gallery,
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/quizzes-gam ... er-gallery Tell me, how many times can they publish the same shit and get away with it? Spoiler: Apparently well over 100.
Going all the way back to 1999 even, the covers are basically ALWAYS the same. Some model (LOL LOOK LIKE THIS OR BE FOREVER ALONE!) with tips on how to be good in bed (in one form or another).
Just goes to show that we have unrealistic expectations for our women, the basis for which is women who have reached those expectations and set the bar high. Women however, typically, have very fucking unrealistic expectations for guys, the basis for which is FAIRY TALES and, as Azelma said, romance MOVIES. Very few guys, if any at all, are going to be like that. Love, will almost certainly never be like that. Most men are just assholes and dumb (the same can be said about women). That's not to say we're all bad, some of us are actually really good catches but half will just be treated like shit and the other half will treat women like shit. Let's say I don't know .0001% (LET'S MAKE UP PERCENTAGES!) of couples will be THAT "magical" if any. Most happy couples understand how the world works and that you have to make sacrifice and tolerate little inperfections. Unhappy couples, are still waiting for that (literally) perfect guy.
You know...sorry I'm not a vampire who glitters in the sun or anything. I forgive you for not being a supermodel. Let's move on and be happy.
Sidenote: I read an article in cosmo once with a lady friend. We bought it for lulz, least I hope that's why she bought it. Anyways, just as an example, when guys asked how they felt about a threesome with two girls, they were all for it ("HELL FUCKING YEAH!") but when asked about a threesome with two dudes, those same guys were singing a different tune ("LOL HELL NO, I'M NOT GAY LOLOL"). A lot of things are like that with (most) guys. They want want want but don't want to give anything in return. I'm not saying it isn't just as true for women either.
I had something else for here but I forgot in the midst of that rant.
tldr: Cosmo is fucking dumb and panders to idiots.
Usdk wrote:
So you would have trouble with basic reading comprehension like some i could name?
lol'd but kind of uncalled for. Still lol'd.