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 Post subject: Re: It's a good day to not have cancer. :D
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:01 pm  
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Did you get to keep the eel?
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 Post subject: Re: It's a good day to not have cancer. :D
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:13 pm  
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Quittermike wrote:
Did you get to keep the eel?


Inquiring minds want to know!

The hospital incinerated my brother's inflamed (enflamed?) appendix after removing it because it was a biohazard. He got a picture, though.


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 Post subject: Re: It's a good day to not have cancer. :D
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Yuratuhl wrote:
Quittermike wrote:
Did you get to keep the eel?


Inquiring minds want to know!

The hospital incinerated my brother's inflamed (enflamed?) appendix after removing it because it was a biohazard. He got a picture, though.


I'm going with inflamed.

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 Post subject: Re: It's a good day to not have cancer. :D
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I never got my tonsils removed despite chronic tonsillitis problems as a child. If I had though, I would have definitely wanted to keep them in a jar for show and tell.


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 Post subject: Re: It's a good day to not have cancer. :D
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Boredalt wrote:
3 weeks ago...

Me: Doc, my nose won't work for breathing.
Doc: Oh. You have a huge tumor growing in your left sinus. $$LOL$$!!
Me: Wat?
Doc: Don't worry! It's only a 10-15% chance of being cancer.
Me: Wat?
Doc: Probably should clear your calendar. We'll need to remove that next week b/c if it's cancer... But, it's probably not.
Me: I don't even.
Doc: Take all these meds pre-op, then we'll take that out through your nose...it's very cool really.

Last week:

Doc: We took that out. It looked like an eel! Pretty cool. Hello? Are you awake?
Me: *drool
Doc: We sent it to pathology. We'll get back with you on the cancer thing.
Me; *drool
Doc: Oh, and there was a lot of bleeding. We had to leave a sponge in your head. LOL! We'll get that out soon.

Monday:

Doc: This might hurt. I hope you took some hydro before you came up here.
Me: SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doc: Can you believe this sponge was in your head and we just pulled it out through your nose? LOL!
Me: SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Doc: Oh. Pathology came back. Not cancer. Grats. In fact, it wasn't even a papilloma. So no worries.
Me: SON OF A BITCH!!!

So, ya. Really glad to NOT have cancer, but this whole thing reminded me of women who find a lump and the medical community just acts like, "Just do what you do until we figure this out. We'll get back to you." It's kind of hard not to go over the "what ifs" while you're waiting.

So, Happy Thanksgiving to me! And, to all of you, as well. :D


Yay!
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 Post subject: Re: It's a good day to not have cancer. :D
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:01 am  
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Thanks, boys and girls. No, I didn't keep my sinus eel. Honestly, there was some discussion about donating it to the science department at my wife's high school, but we weren't sure if it was bad news, and in all the worry we kind of forgot about it.

And mayo, I have, in fact, spawned mini-doojes, but Mrs. Dooj did all the heavy lifting. This time, if felt like I was giving birth.

VERY much like this:



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