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Battletard
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:10 pm  
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protip: 99.999999% of married couples in a generally agreed upon by society 'healthy relationship' did not meet in a bar or night club listening to someone rap about gettin it in

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Usdk
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:11 pm  
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I shave my head. if your head is normal shaped it won't be a problem. women are just fine with bald guys.

and don't rush. trust me. its better to be young enough to make the mistakes you want to make before you have kids. you don't want to make mistakes with them. hell you shouldn't even be married before 30.

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Mns
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
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I didn't read anything. Azelma should just use the DENNIS system and get it overwith.


RETIRED.
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Usdk
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:13 pm  
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or try the naked man.

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Azelma
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:18 pm  
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Azelma

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Battletard
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:22 pm  
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This thread is now about the complete opposite of how to get laid or form the foundations of a healthy relationship.


'Hi, my name is xxxxxxxx. Could I offer you a guided tour of my BDSM fantasy sex dungeon?'

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Mns
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:24 pm  
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Just follow a woman and stare at her until she becomes so mentally unwound that she falls madly in love with you. It might take a couple days or weeks, but its totally worth it.

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Usdk
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:25 pm  
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cut alka seltzer into a smaller pill like shape, and when you sit down with two drinks, pop it in one and hand it to a girl.

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Mns
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:27 pm  
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Ask a woman out to dinner and a movie back at your place. You make her cook the dinner and then you videotape her cleaning your apartment afterwards. You then watch the movie together to give her pointers on how to improve.

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Necrachilles
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:31 pm  
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Mayo wins.

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 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
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Mayo won this thread...yeah..I don't know how anyone can top that.

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Usdk
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:50 pm  
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yeah i guffawed pretty hard at that well played.

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Weena
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
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Mns wrote:
I didn't read anything. Azelma should just use the DENNIS system and get it overwith.



Then I'll use the M.A.C system.

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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Yewluze
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:52 pm  
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Quote:
Quote:
Yewluze wrote:
Can you all stick your dicks in iced water for a bit.



All the ice melted and the water turned to steam instantly.

What do I do now??


DAM SON, YOU GON HAVE TO GO GLACIAL

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Battletard
 Post subject: Re: @Azelma
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:20 pm  
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Be really drunk.

Go up to the girl you wanna go home with or take home.

"IS HAVING A 10 INCH DICK A CRIME? IF SO THEN LOCK ME UP, THAT'S THE ONLY CRIME IM GUILTY OF"


It works every time, man. Not even lying.

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