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Meowth · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:11 pm

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I give zero fucks about dogs because 95% of the owners are bumfuck retarded and can't train them. "Oh he's just so happy to see you!" No the fuck he isn't.

Dotzilla · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:23 pm

dogs are so pathetic, you can literally beat the shit out of them and they'll still lick your face

Azelma · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:51 pm

Dotzilla wrote:

dogs are so pathetic, you can literally beat the shit out of them and they'll still lick your face

'Nuff Said.

Aestu · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:29 pm

If you can't train a cat to use a scratching post you should not own a cat.

Weena · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:36 pm

Aestu wrote:

you should not own a cat.

Yewluze · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:00 am

Depends on the owner, nature and mood of the animal.

Some puppies and kittens are complete cunts and need to be euthanized before they grow and eat someone/something.

There's a cat at work named Gizmo who, while purring will climb onto my torso/shoulder and will lick my ear clean then suddenly she's a complete cunt. Hissing, growling and can't wait to get off of me

She also hates every one of the other 8 cats who live there (about 6 of them have been together for 5-10 years and are tolerable of each other).

I like dogs but I love dogs like this dog because of this dog: (makes sense?)

His name is Eddie. He's trained, has a beautiful nature and is a huge wimp to strangers except when defending his castle from the other side of the moat.

Aestu · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:02 am

Animals are like people. Some are just plain crazy. Most often though, there's a reason for their behavior, either the inability of their human to understand them, or past trauma.

Is the cat Siamese? A lot of Siamese do that, they climb up on people they feel comfortable with. They're also viciously possessive and very emotional. They're also somewhat unstable and predisposed to a lot of genetic anomalies. What color are its coat and eyes, and how old is it?

Dotzilla · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:50 am

Turns out it was the litter. It had a scent to it.

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