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this question is actually worded in a very-vague way, in my opinion

from the way you have put it, are we keeping you from a 'heaven' or a purgatory?
you mention that we are the barrier between death and the afterlife which means that we are a wall with only one door, not two
regardless of our decision, though, you would still be dead so that part of it all is irrelevant
however, to be able to keep you from the afterlife would make it seem as if you are kept in purgatory/limbo. with this as the (false) dichotomy, it would seem as if my role in this farce is to decide whether i get to let your soul 'rest'
with that as the motivation for me to complete my 'job,' i would have to know, truly, what will you experience based upon my decision. will you suffer within the realm of nothingness as you experience neither pain nor joy? will you simply become a squatter at the gates only to be harassed by the death-police for not having a place to go? are you in a position to actually physically remove me from my soapbox?
details...details...

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sunshine.kittens.bubblegum.happythoughts

mine isn't a movie.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

the moment that "it's always sunny..." makes a movie will also be the moment their show will have died, imo

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sunshine.kittens.bubblegum.happythoughts

Mojo Jojo?

Death (nothingness) on one side vs. Afterlife (something) on the other. Clearly, the existence of the gate and a keeper implies that everyone does not get through. Your imaginary gatekeeping abilities could be fail, sir.

Boredalt - 80 Dwarf Priest - Dissension

This implies some greater good. What if I did something that no one else would?

And, how many is "your people"? Millions? Thousands? Hundreds? What about a selfless act that helped one person in need?




Shouldn't I be "a part" of the whole; not apart?

Boredalt - 80 Dwarf Priest - Dissension

Movie quote?

"I know what you're thinkin'. Did he fire six shots, or was it only five?"


I think this was Jenna Jameson.

Boredalt - 80 Dwarf Priest - Dissension

but doesn't the afterlife imply death? you don't go to an afterlife when you're still alive.

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sunshine.kittens.bubblegum.happythoughts

Death be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not soe,
For, those, whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow,
Die not, poore death, nor yet canst thou kill mee.
From rest and sleepe, which but thy pictures bee,
Much pleasure, then from thee, much more must flow,
And soonest our best men with thee doe goe,
Rest of their bones, and soules deliverie.
Thou art slave to Fate, Chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poyson, warre, and sicknesse dwell,
And poppie, or charmes can make us sleepe as well,
And better then thy stroake; why swell'st thou then?
One short sleepe past, wee wake eternally,
And death shall be no more; death, thou shalt die.

Akiina - Priest - Royal Militia
Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

See you on the other side.

Self-identity is what gives life meaning. This is also why I love cats and hate dogs.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

"I had seen birth and death but had thought they were different."

In the old days, they'd weigh your heart against a feather to see if you were worthy to pass on to the afterlife.


I was a lot less concerned about this after Anubis drunkenly told me one evening, "Man, you have no idea hard hard it was to find a feather that fucking heavy."

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Physical death, yes. You, as gatekeeper, get to decide who of those queued before you have earned passage, and are worthy, of a level up. The ones you deny would simply blink out, OR, go back to try again if you prefer the Hindu version. The question is: What would make them worthy, in your eyes?


Good show, Dotz! T. S. Eliot answers you all!

"I have measured out my life in coffee spoons"



"In my end is my beginning."



“When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except put up with it until the wind changes.”



“And I will show you something different from either your shadow at morning striding behind you or your shadow at evening rising to meet you; I will show you fear in a handful of dust.”



“What do we live for; if it is not to make life less difficult to each other?”

Boredalt - 80 Dwarf Priest - Dissension

Haha! He was only trying to impress you. He lost his gig to Osiris. Small wonder he's a drunken dog!

Boredalt - 80 Dwarf Priest - Dissension

Death speaks in small caps and is generally a pleasant guy.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh