Eturnalshift wrote:
The worst thing about left-handies is that if you have three guys sitting on a park bench and they're all wanking their shit, two of the guys are going to be bumping elbows and that's way more gay than three guys sitting on a park bench wanking their shit.
Left-handies fuck everything up.
You are incorrectly assuming that left handed people wank with their left hands.
I am left handed, but I beat off right handed. Sorry man.
Now sitting at a table and eating...that's a different story. I always have to be sitting to the left of people, or else I will always be elbowing them throughout the entire meal.