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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:43 am  
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Generally I do not believe that men and women can remain platonic friends. The only exceptions for me are friends wives or girlfriends or family members. Otherwise, the sexual tension is inevitable, at least on one side, and that always leads to awkwardness and usually either cessation of true friendship or just a remaining "pretendship" once someone makes a move and falls flat.

However, I've never hung out with a lesbian that was actually fun to hang out with andwho didn't stsight up hate me for having a cock before, either.


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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:22 am  
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So you're saying we should've asked her and the huge black guy to play? And to think we could've gotten our picture. :P
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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
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We so should have! Why didn't we


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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:03 pm  
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Because there was a black guy and we all know how much I hate blacks.
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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:13 pm  
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Eturnalshift wrote:
We all know how much I hate black presidents.


Fix't.


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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
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Nah, I'm only supposed to hate his black half. The white half is a-ok in my book!

White Half - Knows how to read.
Black Half - Lives in tax-payer funded housing.
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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:15 pm  
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Eturnalshift wrote:
Nah, I'm only supposed to hate his black half. The white half is a-ok in my book!

White Half - Knows how to read.
Black Half - Lives in tax-payer funded housing.



This made me lol.

When are we hanging out? Nov 19 is long gone.


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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
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His quoting my post followed by 'you libertarians' (which he has done in the past) lead me to believe it was.


Didn't quote you. Assume away.

By the "you don't know shit about women, I do lol!" standard being tossed around, the only person who posts here qualified to give relationship advice is Boredalt because he's been married over 30 years. The rest of us are amateurs.


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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
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Boredalt would be qualified to give advice on successful marriage and raising children sure.

But i would disagree that he knows anything about dating, as his experience is(I'm assuming) around 30 years outdated.


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 Post subject: I have the weirdest crush right now
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:34 pm  
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Yuratuhl wrote:
Battletard wrote:
His quoting my post followed by 'you libertarians' (which he has done in the past) lead me to believe it was.


Didn't quote you. Assume away.

By the "you don't know shit about women, I do lol!" standard being tossed around, the only person who posts here qualified to give relationship advice is Boredalt because he's been married over 30 years. The rest of us are amateurs.



So what you're saying is I'm wrong for saying 'get to know a female you are interested in, go from there.'

And Aestu spouting off about how 'women are stupid for X reasons' is good advice somehow?

Seems legit.


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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:41 pm  
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Battletard wrote:
Yuratuhl wrote:
Battletard wrote:
His quoting my post followed by 'you libertarians' (which he has done in the past) lead me to believe it was.


Didn't quote you. Assume away.

By the "you don't know shit about women, I do lol!" standard being tossed around, the only person who posts here qualified to give relationship advice is Boredalt because he's been married over 30 years. The rest of us are amateurs.



So what you're saying is I'm wrong for saying 'get to know a female you are interested in, go from there.'

And Aestu spouting off about how 'women are stupid for X reasons' is good advice somehow?

Seems legit.


I don't mean to be a dick, but you're forgetting a really fucking obvious fact, moron.

Aestu is always right.


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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:40 pm  
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And women's sexual prime is actually in their early 30's. I can attest to this.

That's the sweet spot. Still, "get em young and train em right" is also a good way to go.


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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:21 pm  
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Yuratuhl wrote:
and no one here is some kind of irresistible charmer.



ahem... I am.

When it comes to brown women, being brown yourself + being pre-med + basic conversation abilities in Hindi is all you need. First two are for her, mainly, but all three are really for her family lol.


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 Post subject: Re: I have the weirdest crush right now
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:19 pm  
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What about caste?

Battletard wrote:
So what you're saying is I'm wrong for saying 'get to know a female you are interested in, go from there.'


Why would I want to "get to know" someone just because I happen to be physically attracted to someone?

Since we would both be getting the same putative rewards - sex and some sort of supportive relationship - why should I take the initiative?


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 Post subject: I have the weirdest crush right now
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:34 pm  
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If your intention is strictly sexual that's fine I guess. If it works for you.

I thought, perhaps mistakenly that this was about more than sex. Usdk mentioned they had chemistry. Just because you have initial chemistry doesn't mean go looking for a relationship, obviously.

While this thread never explicitly stated if his intentions are to bone her and only bone her, or to get to know her based on their initial chemistry and his being attracted to her, or bone her and then dive into a relationship or whatever the case may be.


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