Battletard wrote:
Big sign that says 'Im sorry, Mario!!! Your wine is in another castle!'
More like:
-Two-meter-tall statues and giant stucco portraits of the great reptile himself
-Narrow bridges over fireplace-like hot coals
-Brick barricades and stairways leading around in a circuitous pattern
-Big holes filled with spikes and spike balls on the sides of narrow passages that err right and left
-Giant "!" "P" buttons on the ground that activate the lights and extend bridges
-Dim but fully ambient illumination from torches
Or maybe a Diablo theme would be better.
Skeletons, succubi-style statues, stone-framed doorways that are always inclined slightly downwards, excessive portcullis, that sort of thing.
...I also want to own a crypt/cellar one day. Including wine cellar, orgy chamber, gore chamber, and steam and bath room with sanded-down rocks.
In the next five years I want to buy a foreclosed townhouse to live in and rent out as a source of income and as a base for future operations (such as small industry). There are plenty of unemployed men who would be willing to dig a secret, undocumented mineshaft-like extension to the cellar for room and board.
That is something I well and truly intend to do. I was denied from Northeastern, but I have other plans. Either chem or law school, or military welfare. There's more than one way to skin people.
