Yuratuhl wrote:
One day, someone's going to have to explain to me how a portly 30-something with a kid keeps getting chicks.
I've been dating the same woman for roughly ten years now, and since the "if she's good enough to be with me, she's too good to cheat on" rule is in place, most of my references to adventures with the fair and gentler sex come from prehistory.
Don't think I couldn't get some decent ass just because I'm fat, sloppy, and old. Some girls are into that.
You should also be aware that there are a lot of really stupid people in the world, and some of them are women (most of the rest hold political office). If she's smoking, has metal protruding from places other than her earlobes, and/or has tattoos, she's already publicly sporting her preference for poor choices, and I would like to think that I would be just as bad a choice as ink, tobacco, or piercing needles.
I'm also very, very charming.
Your Pal,
Jubber