Maybe, just maybe, since that particular Asian was so environmentally aware, his will to recycle will cause him to spontaneously zombify himself. He will then go on a rampage recyclozombifying every "filthy human" in the tri-state area. Once it has begun there will nothing you can do to stop it, Perry the Platypus!
...sorry, somehow got Phineas and Ferb mixed into what I was thinking. Damn kids and their funny cartoons keep derailing my thinkerating processes.
Your Pal,
Jubber
AKA "The Gun" AKA "ROFeraL"
World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste
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