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Checking in with the wife > Not getting action in over a year

As for the strip club, did you spend money and did you get play? If you answered Yes and No, respectively, you're doing it very, very wrong.

Does a lot of touching a lot of naughty places count as play?

If you don't get your carrot wet, you wasted your money.

I like where this thread is going.
Also, we need more female posters.

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Forget that.

I'll take a long dry spell over having a wife. But that's just me.

am I doing it right?

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Yes.

Find the guitar hero girl.

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I never understood strip clubs.

You can get a lot more for a lot less with a hooker and internet porn is, for the most part, free (especially since if you don't get anyone at the club to wax you off, you're going to be doing it yourself anyways).

RETIRED.
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True, allow me to clarify - that was the first time I had ever been to a strip club, and I haven't been to one since. It was just one of those things I felt I had to see for myself ha.

I've been asked to go to a strip club a couple times. I say no and then the conversation the next day goes like this:

"Dude, Jake, you missed a CRAZY night! I must've spent like $200!"
"Did you get laid?"
"No."
"Why brag?"

If I spend that much on anyone, they better be willing to do things that would get me shipped off to the Hague.

RETIRED.
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I only go to strip clubs when i'm going with girls i know.

yum.

The sad thing was observing the guys who were clearly regulars. Sitting by themselves in a corner nursing a 5 dollar beer with their head down, throwing a few bucks to their favorite dancers as they walk by. It gives you perspective.

are they even allowed to wax you off?

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No, but if you get the right girl she might for a couple hundred extra.

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