Bucket Guild | FUBU BH Forums

[✔] [item]Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker[/item] (Three)
[✔] [item]Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros[/item] (Two)
[✔] [item]32837[/item] & [item]32838[/item]
[✔] [item]Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury[/item]
[✔] [item]46017[/item]
[✔] [item]49623[/item] (Two)
[✔] [item]71086[/item]

Well, first you find a wandering female.

Press E to interact.

Then press 1 to either Whistle or Dance.

Repeat this until they become a quest giver. Remember you must have unlocked the Love Expression Pack for the quests to appear.

Travel to some random location and dig up a book for your female friend.

Return to your female friend.

Press E to interact.

Press 1 to either Dance, Whistle or Hug.

Repeat until a date quest becomes available.

Press Q to hold her hand.

Follow the sparkly trail to the desired date destination.

Press Q to release her hand.

Press E to kiss her.

Now you have a girlfriend. Press Q again to hold her hand and take her to a bed for black screen carnal bliss, or buy a house and wedding ring to marry her.

Or do it my way, and just be a pre-med brown person from a privileged background. BAM insta-gf.

[✔] [item]Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker[/item] (Three)
[✔] [item]Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros[/item] (Two)
[✔] [item]32837[/item] & [item]32838[/item]
[✔] [item]Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury[/item]
[✔] [item]46017[/item]
[✔] [item]49623[/item] (Two)
[✔] [item]71086[/item]

Aren't you pre-pre-med?

I'm still pursuing the "live in for sex" strat. Just because I hate dating.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

I hate dating when I can't get a date too

Why would I not be able to get a date?

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

Pre-emptive:

GAN

I looked up what the Chinese word means. Okay.

What, are you implying that I wouldn't be able to get dates because I'm impotent? Or am I not understanding you?

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

This is going to be interesting.

I actually just google image searched "Slam Dunk," expecting to show up.

I went with that photo instead of following up your question with every one liner I could think of.

What? It's Japanese and just a sound effect :X

It sounds to me like you just don't have a rational answer to my very simple question.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

Getting a date would be the easy part.

Getting the date to stay for an entire meal would be the hard part.

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]