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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:15 am  
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Ah I see.


Bringing this back on topic...I've decided I'm going to attempt to do this "no-fapping" august thing. I know I won't be able to make the whole month, but I'm curious to see how long I can go.


However, I think it's unfair that people who have g/f's or wives get to still bone them...it is infinitely more difficult to not fap if you aren't getting your rocks off at all.



I propose people without girlfriends/wives get some sort of handicap...like a week shorter or something. Don't punish us because we are socially awkward!


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Azelma wrote:
Ah I see.


Bringing this back on topic...I've decided I'm going to attempt to do this "no-fapping" august thing. I know I won't be able to make the whole month, but I'm curious to see how long I can go.


However, I think it's unfair that people who have g/f's or wives get to still bone them...it is infinitely more difficult to not fap if you aren't getting your rocks off at all.



I propose people without girlfriends/wives get some sort of handicap...like a week shorter or something. Don't punish us because we are socially awkward!


hhahahahahahahahahaha

You think married people have sex all the time, hahahahahahahahahaah. 14 years of marriage will teach you different.


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I was unwillingly informed that my father and step-mother fuck 3 times a week on average.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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Weena wrote:
I was unwillingly informed that my father and step-mother fuck 3 times a week on average.


If I ever get married, she better be down to bone at least once or twice a week, if not...there's gonna be problems.


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Azelma wrote:
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I was unwillingly informed that my father and step-mother fuck 3 times a week on average.


If I ever get married, she better be down to bone at least once or twice a week, if not...there's gonna be problems.


Give it a few years, then you will either live with it or enjoy signing over half your shit.


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Baneleaf wrote:
Azelma wrote:
Weena wrote:
I was unwillingly informed that my father and step-mother fuck 3 times a week on average.


If I ever get married, she better be down to bone at least once or twice a week, if not...there's gonna be problems.


Give it a few years, then you will either live with it or enjoy signing over half your shit.


my parents have been together 20 years, and I know they fuck at least twice a week >_>

the ventilation in this house is terrible and you can hear everything D:


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Zaryi wrote:
Baneleaf wrote:
Azelma wrote:
Weena wrote:
I was unwillingly informed that my father and step-mother fuck 3 times a week on average.


If I ever get married, she better be down to bone at least once or twice a week, if not...there's gonna be problems.


Give it a few years, then you will either live with it or enjoy signing over half your shit.


my parents have been together 20 years, and I know they fuck at least twice a week >_>

the ventilation in this house is terrible and you can hear everything D:


I'm gonna have to place a guess on dad is black.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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I was going to post a clip from the Oblongs where Milo is finally able to sleep again because his parents are doing it, but I can't find one.

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Oh btw, I changed my mind and decided to partake in this.

I'll even go hardmode and refrain from sex. Not that that would be really hard...


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Weena wrote:
Oh btw, I changed my mind and decided to partake in this.

I'll even go hardmode and refrain from sex. Not that that would be really hard...

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I'll even go hardmode and refrain from sex. Not that that would be really hard...

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Not that that would be really hard...


i smell an innuendo....


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My friend's brother tells us he hasn't fapped in over 8 years or something ridic. Says his body is just used to it and he no longer needs to or something.

My other friend on the other hand
My friends and I will be all "HEY LET'S WATCH SOME PORN FOR LULZ!" or "LET'S WATCH SOME WIERD ASS PORN WHILE WE PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC!"

As soon as we start anything like that, our friend is like "GUYS I NEED A MINUTE!" and then he makes us all leave the room. Totally akward.

On a related note, 99% of the time porn is absolutley ridiculus and I have no idea how it turns anyone on. Dude in the shark suit fuckin' a fattie to techno, girl getting gang bang by bros in pterodactyl suits screeching, etc, etc, etc.


There's some site call asstraffic and they actually put a traffic cone in this girl's ass. They put a maraca in this girl's ass, told her "Shake it for me baby!" and then slapped her ass and yelled "ARRIBA!". I think it was that same site they stretch this girl's asshole(whoever is into this is fucked up) and the dude is all "Oooooh Keep it open YES!" in some wierd accent.

All of which were trailers. Try watching the trailer on Spermcocktails.com sometime, you'll either laugh your ass off or be sick.












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So............German Dungeon Porn?

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necra...why would you even look for that shit...?


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Because one of the main purposes of the internet is to find things that once seen cannot be unseen that you will never see in your day-to-day life.

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Jubbergun wrote:
Because one of the main purposes of the internet is to find things that once seen cannot be unseen that you will never see in your day-to-day life.

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You don't necessarily have to go looking for that, though. That stuff tends to present itself on it's own.


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