I have submitted my terms for me believing said story. And whereas the counting with Mississippi's is indeed a possible explanation, it is unlikely that it is on the spot accurate. For example, when a scientist counts how many seconds it takes for a rat to explode in the microwave he uses the timer on the microwave, or a bulbous stopwatch. He does not count with Mississippi's due to their relative inaccuracy. After all, what if Usd has a stutter? his Mississisisisiippi's could be significantly longer then a normal Nigerians. Also the Mississippi is not a standardized system of measurement. Do people in tibet use the same system? how the fuck should i know, they probably say "one fuck the chinese, two fuck the chinese, three fuck the chinese"
The point is this, I cannot be reasonably certain that Usd, infact, made an asian girl spasm with contemptuous delight in 24 seconds flat without an accurate measurement. Whose to say it wasn't 25 seconds, or perhaps a mere 20? We may never get to the bottom of how long this particular event took, but with stop watches and proof of the recipients demise we may be able to clock Usd's cock next time around.
and now a picture of Winston Churchill
(And it is misspelled both times (in different ways), which made it so much more hilarious imo)
