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Strip clubs = bring $20 for the cover charge and to make it rain a little bit. Drink beer and watch titties and asses jiggle. Don't spend more than $20 unless you plan on getting piss drunk.

Brawlsack

Taking an extended hiatus from gaming

Why guys would pay for sex, I just don't know... it's not like the shit is hard to get or anything.

I went to the strip club once, $40 for ass and tits everywhere. Some drink and a quarter of my day gone. Worth it.

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Assuming you aren't entirely ugly, stinky, fat, or just a horrible person, yeah.

Not to mention its no-nonsense, 100% drama-free sex where you can literally do whatever your porn-addled mind could think up. I could see myself paying for a hooker if I ever settle down with someone who wouldn't push my buttons.

EDIT: Katt Williams (iirc) put it best when he said "If you aren't doing the crazy shit to your bitch that she wants, there's sure as shit another nigga out there that will,".

RETIRED.
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Thank god I was totally in shape and fucking sexy as hell when I was rocking the scene.

why the change? I'm still sexy, I never understood the whole letting yourself go when you get into a relationship thing

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I'm 40 lbs. overweight, half-broke, don't currently own a car, and for the next two days, I'm working in fast food...and if I wanted some trim, I know where I could go for it. That's probably not a really great assessment since I am also incredibly handsome, popular, and I have better hair than a game-show host.

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Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

I don't pay for sex.

I pay for her to leave quietly when we're done.

I don't pay for sex, I just give her a tip.





























(Sometimes I give her the whole thing. Bazing!)

Brawlsack

Taking an extended hiatus from gaming

It's not that I just let myself go because I got in a relationship... it's a matter of finding time now. When I lived in my apartment or when I was in college life was simple. I had little to no commute, I would skateboard nearly every day and I would go to the gym.

Now, I wake up between 5:00a and 5:30a and get ready for work and watch my son while my wife gets ready... then we leave at 6:30a to head into work. We normally get to work around 8:00a after stopping by my mother-in-law's house to drop Chase off. Then we leave the office somewhere between 3:00p and 4:00p, wait while my wife feeds Chase, then we jump in the car and start heading home around 4:30p to 5:00p. We get home sometime around 6:00p-6:15p and spend the next hour playing with Chase. I give him his bath until 7:30p, then he feeds until 8:00p or 8:15p, and then we put him in his bed. Sometime during the 8:00p hour, we start making dinner... we then eat as soon as dinner is made and we watch some news or some DVR'd shows... or I might play a bit of the Xbox 360. We go to bed sometime between 9:00p and 10:00p.

I guess I could forgo the 30 minutes of relaxation after dinner and go exercise but I do enjoy some down time before bed.

The world needs more rebellious skateboarders...kick flipping and grinding in library parking lots despite the fact that there are "No Skateboarding" signs. Skateboarders really know how to stick it to the man, ollieing over injustice and grabbing life by the neck. Why on earth did you stop????




.....Oh I see.

Everyone pays for sex.

Whether its dinner and a movie, drinks at the bar, or just slipping her a couple hundo's, we all pay for sex.

not to mention the STD tests after.

So anyway, the place I'll be working is on Sunrise Valley Drive right off of Centreville Road. There's a Harris Teeter (Jesus, that is such a funny name, I just wanna giggle every time I hear it) and a bunch of restaurants across the street from the place...and a dentist named Dr. Dang (working at this place is going to be a laugh riot). I went in yesterday and worked for about ten hours because they had a huge order due for THQ and needed the extra muscle. I made more in that one day than I've been getting in a paycheck from my current job (two days left at that!).

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

I really hope this lunch thing doesn't just turn out to be a big discussion and then nothing ever happening

how about sometime next week?

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I would say hell yes to next week, but I'm not sure what the workload is going to be yet and now my start day is somehow up in the air because people are waiting on paperwork...but soon, oh yes, very soon.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste