Fucking magnets, how do they work?Quote:
Just ask, ahem, President Obama. Seems the big guy lost a magnetic presidential seal that was affixed to the side of his limousine as he wrapped up a fundraising visit to Philly on Thursday.
The seal flew off the side of the limo and whipped by motorists in the eastbound lanes of Interstate 76, where it was presumed lost . . . until shortly before noon yesterday.
I like this pattern.
Aestu wrote:
Tehra wrote:
Captain Aestu of the former IHAB forums perceived a previously attacked white (denigrated by calling her a) whale with which to steadfastly chase after with his harpoon in hand.
The prior previously attacked chocolate-colored (denigrated by calling her a) whale apparently left him walking around with a stubby leg.
We shall call this parody of Herman Melville's Moby Dick, "Deflated Dick"
That was pretty good, not going to lie.
You forgot the "Bearded Whael", though.
Speaking of patterns... A bearded whale would be synonymous with "giant squid", something Ahab would not be dealing with.
That's Captain Nemo's department. (psst, note Melville, again
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And thanks.
