What's on your Christmas list?

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:48 am

Yuratuhl wrote:

I don't mind when other people have sex, but I don't like the idea of having any of my own.

As such, I fully encourage your D-wanting habits, Fiora.

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Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:09 am

Wait, but now the quote doesn't make any sense ;[

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:37 am

It doesn't have to make sense, it's just fun to say "D-wanting habits."

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Usdk · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:57 am

Entirely too many missed opportunities for innuendo.

Am disappoint.

Fantastique · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:27 am

Jubbergun wrote:

I want some of you who are squeamish about guns to come visit and go shooting with my roommates at some point.

I am 1000% down for this. No joke.

I still think guns should not be so easily obtained. In fact, I would have them limited to ranges. But this is for another thread.

Aestu · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:45 am

Fiora wrote:

Amazing sex and a puppy.

Not even going to lie, I read this and flipped over to the stalker thread.

Buying a female PWT remains a dream, one I hope I accomplish within the next five years.

Jubbergun wrote:

The dog came from an abusive home and is more skittish about CJ than CJ is about the dog. The poor thing won't even play fetch or chase a ball. If you throw a ball, it freaks out and runs in the other direction.

Yeah, you have to be sure the creature is mentally stable. At the other extreme, some shelter dogs are pathologically clingy as Rikki said. They will howl and destroy property if left alone. It makes them unmanagable, but it is, admittedly, kind of cute.

Jubbergun wrote:

I want some of you who are squeamish about guns to come visit and go shooting with my roommates at some point.

I would definitely be down, but I am intensely nervous around things that get very hot or very loud. I handle even things like blenders with kid gloves.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:46 am

This is a thing I will discuss with my roommate, who posts here from time-to-time as Helig.

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Usdk · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:58 am

Guns don't get hot except for the barrel, and you should have ear protection anyway, because its just good judgement.

I'm betting aestu can outshoot fanta.

Euphonic · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:26 pm

So im pretty much screwed now anyway. I had rented a textbook for $109 for my math class. And to my understanding i woud only have to pay the difference in cost if i damaged the book, which would only be like $60 dollars or so. But i spilled chicken parmesan on it and they wont take it back. Smacked me with a fine print bill that says i have to pay for the price of the book in full plus some gay restocking fee... $184 dollars total... Merry fucking Christmas to me.

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Aestu · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:27 pm

Really. What makes you think that, Usd?

Relevant and interesting

Weena · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:38 pm

Because people like Fant are best left to swinging urumi.

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I know urumi is Indian.

Aestu · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:41 pm

Weena wrote:

Because people like Fant are best left to swinging urumi.

Aestu · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:59 pm

Jubbergun wrote:

Ethan, you should just call a recruiting office and tell them you have a degree and are interested in a commission.

Talked to the point-of-contact, they said a recruiter will talk to me after the holidays. Seemed optimistic, the main obstacle is low GPA. They apparently put a lot of weight on their standardized test, so this will probably play out like everything else in my life, which is total failure on all fronts but eking out wins through brute intelligence.

Callysta · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:21 pm

Euphonic wrote:

So im pretty much screwed now anyway. I had rented a textbook for $109 for my math class. And to my understanding i woud only have to pay the difference in cost if i damaged the book, which would only be like $60 dollars or so. But i spilled chicken parmesan on it and they wont take it back. Smacked me with a fine print bill that says i have to pay for the price of the book in full plus some gay restocking fee... $184 dollars total... Merry fucking Christmas to me.

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Ouch

Is it badly damaged? Can you sell it on Amazon or Half.com to recoup the fees you had to pay?

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Usdk · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:50 pm

Because cautious people are often better shots(to begin with) than gung ho people, and i feel like fanta would be overconfident.

At least in my experience.

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