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Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:42 pm

Jubbergun wrote:

Cohen only seems funny (to some of you) because you were told he was funny via the "you must see this to remain hip" effect, and you don't dare disagree that he's funny, because then you don't get to be one of the cool people.

"I've made a decision not to find Cohen amusing so the rest of you are hipster douchebags for disagreeing with me. This infuriates me so much that I've tried to convince myself his wife isn't hot, just so I can pretend he isn't more successful than me in every conceivable way."

Yeah, get mad nerd.

Usdk · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:19 pm

whos his wife

Azelma · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:22 pm

Usdk wrote:

whos his wife

I'd link the exact post where this is mentioned, just a few pages back in this very thread, which subsequently lead to this entire Sacha Baron Cohen discussion...but then I'd enable laziness. I already do enough of that with my tax dollars.

Usdk · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:27 pm

oh i found her.

shes not bad at all.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:08 am

Yuratuhl wrote:

Jubbergun wrote:

Cohen only seems funny (to some of you) because you were told he was funny via the "you must see this to remain hip" effect, and you don't dare disagree that he's funny, because then you don't get to be one of the cool people.

"I've made a decision not to find Cohen amusing so the rest of you are hipster douchebags for disagreeing with me. This infuriates me so much that I've tried to convince myself his wife isn't hot, just so I can pretend he isn't more successful than me in every conceivable way."

Yeah, get mad nerd.

Bernie Madoff was more successful than me before he got caught...if you want to be an ass about it, G. W. Bush was pretty fucking successful, too. Being "successful" doesn't mean you're good at what you do, or even that you're a worthwhile human being. I didn't say his wife wasn't hot, I said she was damaged goods because that wank touched her box. I don't know why it's so hard for you hipster douchebags to just admit he's not funny, and that you got suckered in because everyone else in Poserville fell for it and you didn't want to be left out.

BTW: Stop buying out my PBR at the grocery store. You guys can have (and honestly deserve) the Schlitz.

Your Pal,
Jubber

Mns · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:14 am

Hipsters hate things because they're popular, not like them because they're popular.

If anyone here is a hipster, it's you.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:26 am

Mayo is so fucking hip.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:46 am

I'm not doing it to be "ironic" or because it's what all my friends are doing. I'm doing it because I'm keeping it real. The guy isn't funny. If the rest of the world would care to agree with me, I'm all for it, especially since, and I can't stress this enough, the guy isn't funny. I don't drink PBR because it's a Bizarro-World status symbol, I drink it because it doesn't suck even though it's cheap as fuck. Now that I think about it, you hipster fucks don't even deserve Schlitz, because it's semi-decent, you fuckers deserve Hamms, and if you're laughing at that Borat dipshit, I hope you fucking choke on it (but don't die, that would just be excessive).

Your Pal,
Jubber

Zaryi · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:48 am

generational gap

Dvergar · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:49 am

Zaryi wrote:

generational gap

That would explain "he's not funny", but not "if you're laughing at that Borat dipshit, I hope you fucking choke on it".

Jubber, show us on the doll where he touched you.

Azelma · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:16 am

Jubbergun wrote:

I'm not doing it to be "ironic" or because it's what all my friends are doing. I'm doing it because I'm keeping it real. The guy isn't funny. If the rest of the world would care to agree with me, I'm all for it, especially since, and I can't stress this enough, the guy isn't funny. I don't drink PBR because it's a Bizarro-World status symbol, I drink it because it doesn't suck even though it's cheap as fuck. Now that I think about it, you hipster fucks don't even deserve Schlitz, because it's semi-decent, you fuckers deserve Hamms, and if you're laughing at that Borat dipshit, I hope you fucking choke on it (but don't die, that would just be excessive).

Your Pal,
Jubber

Did you watch the Throw the Jew Down the Well video???

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:50 pm

I don't think you know what a hipster is.

You also apparently don't know what comedy is.

Meowth · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:58 pm

Subjective opinions everywhere.

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:09 pm

Meowth wrote:

Subjective opinions everywhere.

In every sense, yes. Except in the definition of "hipster."

Weena · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:17 pm

Hipster sounds like a brand of panties or tight skirts.

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