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Some Basic Facts about Fucking With Him
Others have written some very good sex guides and manuals for having sex with dogs. I would recommend that you look them up and read them. They're written by knowledgable men and women as or more experienced than myself, and they're very helpful. My purpose here is to add to these other manuals, not repeat them. I will offer some things that I think are important to be aware of.
Firstly, Dogs are powerful animals. They're built to go from zero to forty-five miles an hour, or sixty kilometers, from a standing start. They're built to run marathons. They're built to chase down and kill deer, caribou, buffalo and moose, animals up to ten times their size. They're built to out-corner and catch rabbits, agile animals a tenth their size. They're strong enough to drag twenty or thirty times their own weight.
Their strength, their speed is in their spine. If you've ever seen one run flat out, you can see their spine bending and arching like a metronome, like a steel spring delivering power and push.
When they fuck, all that power, that steel spring spine arching and bending and pushing, all that goes into fucking you. Its intense, frantic, furious and incredible. Its a real experience and for a first time, you can never be completely prepared for it. But hopefully, knowing this, you won't be totally surprised.
This, by the way, is why I don't recommend starting with dogs that outweigh you. Aside from the size of their cocks, its the intensity of their fucking. If you outweigh him, then you have inertia on your side. If he outweighs you....
Dogs don't have foreplay, not like we understand it, and they don't start slow. So, its important to be ready.
Don't fuck him, don't present for mounting, or let him climb or mount, until you're absolutely ready. You should be totally wet and ready. You should want it. Ache for it. You should be able to taste your orgasm off in the distance, minutes away. You should be unable to think about anything but his cock.
And if you aren't sure, then you aren't ready. Period. I want this to be a good experience for you, and to have it be good, you should be completely committed to it. Some people say the best way to learn to swim is by jumping into the deep end and either thrashing or drowning. I don't think that works here.
A word about the knot. Don't be scared by the pictures on the net. The knot swells up around the time of the dogs coming. Before that, its smaller. The pictures are almost always in its swollen state, because, for porn purposes, that's more photogenic.
The knot is designed, for dogs, to swell up and lock or tie the bitches vagina when he comes, so his sperm will congeal and impregnate her. It'll keep her tied for ten or twenty minutes. You have seen, or seen pictures, of dogs knotted together. A male dogs cock is flexible enough at its base to allow the dog to turn around so they're butt to butt.
We, however, are built differently than bitches. We can take fists, and pass baby's, not easily, but we can do it. So the thing to remember is that we can handle it. The knot cannot damage us.
The knot is normally a bulge or lump on the penis, and its not that bad. You'll feel it going in, but it shouldn't be uncomfortable or painful. It will swell when its inside you and he's coming. You can feel that, but it won't hurt or damage you. Most of the discomfort comes from large objects forcing their way in or out, swelling inside you is much easier.
The dogs urge will be to shove the knot in, and have it inside when he comes so that it will swell. If you don't want it, then you should hold it or place your thumb and forefinger against your vagina to keep it out.
If it does go in DON'T PANIC. The first time I was with a dog, I didn't know anything, the knot went in, and all of a sudden, it started to swell. I freaked, went tense, and tightened up. Other women who've been new have also reported that the first feeling of having the knot swell inside them has been scary and disorienting. Its a unique sensation and can be unnerving if you aren't ready. The bottom line is, DON'T PANIC, RELAX, TAKE DEEP BREATHS. It cannot damage you, and it'll subside naturally and come out painlessly on its own after a few minutes.
Don't try to take it out when its swollen. At the very least, it will be uncomfortable, and can be painful or almost impossible to do. Remember, inside you, you're built to handle it.
Will you tie like a bitch. Not necessarily. It depends on the size of the woman, and of the dog, and whether the woman has given birth. Obviously, small women will tie more easily. Big dogs will tie more easily. Small dogs and big women will tie less easily. A woman who's given birth a few times may find it difficult to tie.
When I take the knot I've sometimes tied. Sometimes not. When I haven't tied, I've found it at least uncomfortable to take it out, and like to leave it until it subsides naturally. Some women take the knot, some don't. Its a matter of choice and a point of pride.
After Sex
All right, here's the big question. What happens after you've had sex with him.
Will he try and mount you while you're having tea with your mom? That could be embarrassing. Will he try to dominate you, growl when you kick him off the couch, piss on your clothes or your furniture to mark his territory? That sounds like new dog time.
Generally, that should not happen. A stable, sane well adjusted dog will expand his world view to encompass sex with you, without fucking everything else up.
This, by the way, is one of the reasons why I don't recommend sex with immature dogs, an emotionally immature dog may not be able to make the proper adjustments. You'll recall I recommended two years when sexual maturity comes at a year and a half. I'd give extra time for emotional maturity.
But having sex with your dog is a big deal, for him as well as you. It fundamentally changes or adds dimensions to the way he thinks about you. Suddenly, you're a sexual being, a sexual partner, and more than that, you're someone that he relates to emotionally... literally... as another dog, or what he considers a person. You've moved outside the category of human, and into the category of 'people' for him.
His relationship with you should be largely the same. But his approach to others may change. He may become much more aggressive to others, other dogs or humans, around you. He may become especially more aggressive towards human males. He may become aggressive towards you, or possessive, if he feels that you're making or responding to sexual overtures to others. This could include hugging, kissing, dancing or even hanging out.
Usually, this is just a short lived phase he goes through as he sorts things out emotionally. Don't worry too much.
You should not respond to this behaviour, or respond to it negatively. By that I mean, do not allow his behaviour to change your behaviour. If he gets to aggressive, a rap on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, a stern "bad dog", tie him up, or take away some treats, to let him know clearly this his behaviour is unacceptable. Clear messages delivered quickly, should help him figure things out.
Do not reinforce his bad behaviour. Don't give him the impression that it will work, because this will just give him bad ideas and make them hard to eradicate. For instance, if he doesn't like you dancing with a man or kissing one, and you stop when he growls or acts threatening, he gets several bad messages. One is that you're his private bitch. Another is that he can control your behaviour and the behaviour of others. This will make him hard to deal with, outside the bedroom.
Some people talk about dogs being oriented towards dominance and submission. That's sort of true, for dogs, humans and lots of animals. I don't like to use the term in a sexual context because it sort of confuses things with S&M and B&D. Basically, like men, dogs are happiest when they know what the rules are and where they stand with you.
Sexually and otherwise the worst thing you can do, with dogs or men, is to respond inappropriately. If your relationship with your dog, or your dogs personality begins to go bad after sex, its because, in part you're giving him the wrong messages. So be strong and be firm. He'll appreciate it, and you'll both be happier.
Generally, the sanest thing to do, is to simply carry on normally. Don't treat him any different outside the bedroom. He'll realize "well, we've had sex, but nothing else is different" and act accordingly. His behaviour will be normal, and you'll both live happily ever after.
The most reassuring thing, is this that generally, male dogs sexuality is reactive. They're ready to go anytime. But obviously, as pack animals, they have lives to live, things to do.
So as a rule, they only become aroused and interested in sex when they get the right signals. With bitches its first the scent, and then its the posture, whimpering and body language. But dogs are flexible, so they can get to understand and react to a new set of signals from you. You should offer him consistent cues for when you want sex with him, for instance, keep it to one room, or if you wear lingerie, always the same lingerie, things like that. You'll find you naturally develop, but should also be aware of and careful to develop, specific body language.
You may find he may become more eager, and more easily aroused around the time of your period, or immediately before or after. Or he may be more excited if you're making love with a man or a woman. In either case, be firm, and usually, if he doesn't get the other signals he'll figure it out.
But as a general rule, a sane, stable healthy dog, will not embarrass you by mounting you in front of mom, but will wait patiently for you to get rid of the old biddy, and strip and get on the floor.
What about all those dogs you've heard of or seen that hump your leg? I think dogs like that are experiencing behavioural misfires. I don't think they fully understand the sex act or their own sexuality, and are acting out urges that they don't quite grasp.
Generally, a sexually knowledgable and experienced dog, even one who's experience is humans, will not do that. He knows where your pussy is and what to do with it.
Anyway, that's about it. My purpose in writing this guide was to help you understand sexuality and the sex act from the dogs viewpoint, to understand his nature and outlook, so that your experience will be positive.
A lot of this, you will find, will flow naturally. Your encounter with him should proceed easily and comfortably and can easily go all the way effortlessly your first time with him. If you experience problems, hopefully this may help you to understand what's going wrong.
Good luck and enjoy each other.
