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I don't personally see the appeal of smacking your junk on some unfortunate female's face.

Brawlsack

Taking an extended hiatus from gaming

If a woman is having naughty naked fun times with me, she is far from "unfortunate," and if the worst she has to endure in exchange for such a marvelous experience my cock bouncing off her face, she's getting a motherfucking bargain.

I don't know what anyone gets out of that, either, but my point stands.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

To be clear, I have no deep-seated desires to slep my junk on the face of some girl I'm banging.


I'm just saying, if nothing else, it would probably be slightly amusing for the slapper.

It's an expression of virility.

I don't see what's wrong with it.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

I'd say the fact that your dick works in the first place is an expression of virility. No need to whack it in some girl's face. I mean either you've already gotten off and you're hitting her with whatever's left of your boner, or you haven't gotten off yet and you could be doing any of a thousand better things with your dong.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

Your car works, but you want to drive the point home by fucking her on the hood.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

I think your opinions on this subject will be validated (or not) once you put your wang-dang-doodle in some chick and jump up and down on her.

I think you will probably have a lot to add once your disgust with the rest of humanity is slightly mitigated by your need to bang one out and you're able to touch people. I know it did wonders for my attitude and perspective.



This is hands down the best thing you have ever said.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

But you could screw her on the hood of a car that doesn't work.

Bad analogy.

But that's just the thing, the fucking does something for me (and for her). Dick slapping does nothing for anyone, and you're either already spent anyway or you could be enjoying actual foreplay.

And I've only done it on the hood once. I don't really like doing it outdoors.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

I'd like to point out that we are debating the merits of slapping your dick on a girl during sex.


Carry on.

What about reversing it, her slapping boobs on you.

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Neither can compare to the merits of burying your face between her legs and just going to town until she screams...out of pleasure and for mercy because it's just tooooooooo much.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

I think you are describing a motorboating.

And motorboating is awesome.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... torboating

Something like this has happened to me twice.

Once, the girl thought I was a prude because I told her I had only ever been with one girl before her at the time. So when I was "going to town" she started saying:

"H-h-how do you know where that is???....I don't get it....how....do....you...know???"

Pretty funny.

Second time was this girl who was really reserved, like...didn't say one curse the whole time we were hanging out. I "went to town" and she said:

"Oh....oh....fuck...oh fuck...fuck...fuck....fuck....oh fuck....."