Bucket Guild | FUBU BH Forums

I Has a Bucket: Preventing bucket theft on Bleeding Hollow | FUBU: A better BH Forum
It is currently Tue Jul 08, 2025 3:52 pm



Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 29 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:41 am  
User avatar

Twittering Twat
Joined: Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:37 am
Posts: 119
Offline

Check what my Brotha got in the mail, that shitty server


Image
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:06 am  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 12:19 pm
Posts: 8116
Offline

"Sell junk and charge a premium for it" goes literal.


Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:27 am  
User avatar

Fat Bottomed Faggot
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 12:53 pm
Posts: 4251
Location: Minnesota
Offline

Will It Blend?


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:28 am  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 9:34 pm
Posts: 2369
Offline

Image


Druid: Meowth
« Steam »« Xfire »
Glorious Death Metal Music
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:30 am  
User avatar

Fat Bottomed Faggot
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 12:53 pm
Posts: 4251
Location: Minnesota
Offline

It was for charity, so I hate everything about this a whole lot less.

If I was a millionaire, I'd have blended it.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:40 am  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 12:19 pm
Posts: 8116
Offline

Weena wrote:
It was for charity, so I hate everything about this a whole lot less.


Server Parts: Priced at Cost $1M
Discarded Server Parts: Book Value $500k (less depreciation)

*deduct $500k from taxes for depreciation*

Donation to Charity: $5k (sale price) server part (or skip last step) and deduct either depreciated value or original cost

*deduct either $5k, $495k, or $1M for charitable donation*

Buy new server parts from China: $500k

*deduct $500k as capital investment*

Bobby Kotick wrote:
We have a real culture of thrift.


The numbers are arbitrary but the basic principle holds. Charity is a scam. It's why "the US having the highest corporate tax rate in the world" is hogwash and why other countries don't do this "charity" crap.


Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:29 am  
User avatar

MegaFaggot 5000
Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:39 pm
Posts: 4804
Location: Cinci, OH
Offline

What the hell even is this thing?


RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:22 am  
User avatar

Fat Bottomed Faggot
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 12:53 pm
Posts: 4251
Location: Minnesota
Offline

Mns wrote:
What the hell even is this thing?

Part of a server.

The picture only shows the plaque that comes with it. Sounds like Blizzard had four per realm.

Blades are used to minimize space and energy, as well as make it easier/cheaper to fix/replace/add/exclude/customize.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade_server


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:29 am  
User avatar

MegaFaggot 5000
Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:39 pm
Posts: 4804
Location: Cinci, OH
Offline

So wait, they took their garbage, scribbled some shit on it, and then sold it for (presumably) hundreds of dollars?


RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:38 am  
User avatar

Fat Bottomed Faggot
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 12:53 pm
Posts: 4251
Location: Minnesota
Offline

Half the things that get signed are trash with writing on them. The other half tend to basically turn into trash once they're signed. Like baseballs, unless you're someone that likes batting away Babe Ruth's autographs.

I dunno what they sold for. Probably depends on the server.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:24 pm  
User avatar

Twittering Twat
Joined: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:18 pm
Posts: 218
Location: Minnesota
Offline

The people who signed it had nothing to do w/ any specific server, don't know why they would bother. General wow memorabilia, sure. Specific server parts, who the fuck wants their name on it?


Image
Drominar, Petrous, Chronowrench
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:28 pm  
User avatar

Kunckleheaded Knob
Joined: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:43 am
Posts: 457
Location: Chesapeake, VA
Offline

Drominar wrote:
The people who signed it had nothing to do w/ any specific server, don't know why they would bother. General wow memorabilia, sure. Specific server parts, who the fuck wants their name on it?


The developers of WoW / CEO's of Blizzard signed them.


Image
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:17 pm  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 9:34 pm
Posts: 2369
Offline

Mns wrote:
So wait, they took their garbage, scribbled some shit on it, and then sold it for (presumably) hundreds of dollars?



Meowth wrote:
ImageImage
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image


Druid: Meowth
« Steam »« Xfire »
Glorious Death Metal Music
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:58 pm  
User avatar

Old Conservative Faggot
Joined: Sat May 15, 2010 12:19 am
Posts: 4308
Location: Winchester Virginia
Offline

I'd love to laugh at all the Bobby Kotick pictures, but I'm still ROFL-ing that someone thinks a server costs a million dollars.

Your Pal,
Jubber


AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: What will he do with this server?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:05 pm  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Wed May 12, 2010 8:41 am
Posts: 4695
Offline

I think Blizzard execs should try to literally sell their own feces.

I'm sure some fanboy or girl would buy it.


Azelma

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 29 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 14 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron

World of Warcraft phpBB template "WoWMoonclaw" created by MAËVAH (ex-MOONCLAW) (v3.0.8.0) - wowcr.net : World of Warcraft styles & videos
© World of Warcraft and Blizzard Entertainment are trademarks or registered trademarks of Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. in the U.S. and/or other countries. wowcr.net is in no way associated with Blizzard Entertainment.
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group