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I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don''t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That''s it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

Foot isn't a real seasoning.



At least I don't think it is.

Also, I love jelly candy, but I only eat Turkish Delights and Jewish fruit slices because Gentile jelly candy is made out of either HFCS or cow feet (which are forbidden to Jews and Muslims). True story.

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Who wants some man meat?

Haha =)

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This sounds like it may have potentially been the worst thing.

You know, unless it wasn't on. Then it wouldn't be the worst thing.

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during this past summer we started having grill-parties at my house. they were a lot of fun, but sadly one of my roommates would always drink-and-grill and thus ended up leaving the tank open all night and emptied the sucker. i just bought my first tank since moving out of that house and whenever there is something being cooked that can be grilled, i grill it.

tl;dr - don't get over your grill

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How can you assholes not get the reference?

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Grill and a Fire Pit here at the house, and since we haven't had shit for rain lately, I have used neither of them in about two weeks. I taught CJ how to split wood for the fire pit with an axe, which was pretty cool. I had a woman over after the bar closed a few weeks ago, and based on that night the fire pit seems to be the outdoor equivalent of a bottle of wine and Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

I'm already a little tired of the grill because it's a charcoal grill, and because one of my roommates seems to think that everything needs to be slathered in seasoning and I can't even mention I'm going to do anything with the grill without him doing "hey, you know what would be good?" Yeah, I know what would be good: steak. Steak doesn't need shit except a little heat, and the natural smoke flavor it gets from the charcoal. It doesn't need to soak in shitty bourbon sludge before I toss it on the grill...because it's fucking steak. You wanna coat something in bullshit? Buy some ribs, that's why people eat ribs, so they can coat them in bullshit and make out like they're the goddamn grill master because they think their secret fucking sauce is God's gift to grilling.

OH! I need to go to NC this fall so I can hang out with USD and Rikki and eat ribs with my buddy from high school. The guy he works with comes over with his competition BBQ equipment and cooks a suckling pig, and his fucking secret sauce actually is divinely inspired. NC BBQ is the shit.

Also, I have Brats in the freezer and I'm off Monday. Thanks to this thread, I have my Monday afternoon planned. Good looking out.

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Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

I'm down.

Dreys should be in town sometime this summer too.

NC bbq is so win...it's different than traditional bbq..if traditional bbq is ketchup, NC style is mustard.

Brawlsack

Taking an extended hiatus from gaming

Depends on the part of NC. I think the guy I'm talking about uses a vinegar sauce.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Actually it's more like this.

facebumnuts - much face much bum much nuts

damn she fine

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