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Fuck you. I totally called it. I knew I would hit one of you fuckers.

Protip: If you're going for a CDL, and there are two left hand turn lanes, never take the far left one.

Protip: that was in the manual

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I ran over a raccoon a couple days ago. I was driving and it ran out of a corn field about 6 feet away from my front right tire.

RETIRED.
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I will agree, fuck curbs. Making a right turn into the shitty apartments where I have to get signatures at every one because nigs and white trash live there, some dumbfuck women decided the entire entry/exit point was for her own use. There is exactly one way in. Cut it as hard as I could but still clipped the curb. Ended up dumping half the shelf full of boxes to the floor.

Men pay higher insurance but I'm sure women cause way more crashes in the end.

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I have a confession to make. I slash a lot of tires.

I remember when I was helping a friend get his drivers license. I taught him how to drive and parallel park over the course of about a month or so. He goes to take his test and nails the parallel park perfectly (it's the first thing they make you do) but as he's pulling out of the parking space he clips the front curb used for that test so he's failed. We go back 3 days later and he nails it again and manages to get out of the parallel park area. He's pulling out of the dmv to turn onto the main road and he swings too soon and is about 2 inches from being clear and the back right tire jumps the curb exit so he's automatically failed again. Finally on his 3rd attempt he pulls the whole thing off, passes and gets his license.

tl;dr : Fuck curbs.