Every time I see one of these car commercials talking about how they have a little light in the mirror and a sensor and a mess of electronics that likely add noticeable amounts to the price of the car and probably cost too much to have fixed when they go out - all there just to tell you if there's a car next to you, I just think...
Get a fucking fisheye mirror. Congratulations.
"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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