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 Post subject: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:43 am  
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EDIT: Nevermind. Ethan wants to make another post about him.


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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:04 am  
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I see what you're trying to do. You're small and should feel small.

And fwiw I've met Japanese exchange students and other Japanese people, (many, as in dozens), both men and women. Not only is your story a lie, it is not even in character. Japanese exchange students are invariably passive and mute. They never take the initiative or talk. They also don't look around, because that's not a Japanese mannerism, especially not for women (reacting to one's surroundings is considered unwomanly and a "loss of face" for both genders). A Japanese woman would never attack a bug or get her hands dirty for the same reason, it's considered unwomanly.

And they NEVER challenge American social mores or do anything they don't see others doing because such is contrary to their nature. Being the center of attention in the manner you describe, is intensely painful for them in a way Westerners cannot easily understand.

It's absurd that after two weeks you're still butthurt that your unreal worldview stemming from the narrowminded way you project your simple childhood onto a very complicated and changing world was challenged by contrary experience, and that you stoop to lying because you want so badly to believe any contrary experience is a lie.

Discussion happened, ended and I moved on. You want to be Mr. Grown Up, you should move on too. Why don't you go share your insight on one of the two non-Aestu-related, non-American politics/society threads I started?


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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:20 am  
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You want to be Mr. Grown Up, you should move on too.


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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:47 am  
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TIL: All Japanese people are exactly alike and never vary in any way, shape, or form.

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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
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Jubbergun wrote:
TIL: All Japanese people are exactly alike and never vary in any way, shape, or form.

Actually they pretty much are. Conformity is fundamental to their culture.


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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:02 am  
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Removing a post after being called on toolish behavior is classy. Reminds me of Kaldoreii. What a man he was. Here's the OP:

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As we've previously discussed, my wife teaches pre-AP English at a local HS. During one of her classes, a large roach scampered across the floor. Her students, boys and girls alike, ran or hopped up on their desks as if this thing had radioactive AIDS...except for one. A female Japanese foreign exchange student looked around completely confused. When the roach made its way near her, she calmly picked it up, walked over to the waste bucket, crushed it in her hand, then dropped it in. Then she asked for permission to go wash her hands. One of the boys in the class said, "That was awesome! I'm in love."

Crickets, june bugs, or beetles, I will pick them up and flush them or toss them out the door. Roaches... I prefer to step on them or swat them with a newspaper, however, I will crush one with my open palm if I feel he might get away. This is a last resort. I don't want to pick up a roach. I don't really know why I feel differently about the others. Fortunately, roaches seem to be scarce where I live now. I have only seen one in the 11 years I've lived in this house. I wish my office was so lucky.

So...what about it? Will you pick up a live roach, cricket, beetle, etc? How do you handle it when one shows up? Smashing them with any gusto creates a dead bug, but nasty roach nougat gets splattered around. Eww. That white, cream of wheat looking goo is so gross.

EDIT: Spiders are a completely different thing. Fuck spiders larger than a pea.


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EDIT: Nevermind. Ethan wants to make another post about him.


For someone who blathers so much about the need to be a man and not go *sniff sniff"* when someone says something unkind you sure are gutless and womanish. I've seen 16-year-old girls get less bent out of shape about rejection.

You made a post about me, I made two that weren't that you chose to ignore.


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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:14 am  
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Aestu wrote:
Jubbergun wrote:
TIL: All Japanese people are exactly alike and never vary in any way, shape, or form.

Actually they pretty much are. Conformity is fundamental to their culture.

Mayo, I know we're not best friends and all... and I know I've always said you're a horrible admin and I've criticized your punishments and your administrative decisions on this forum... but I'm making it publicly known that I promise to not bitch if you decided to permanently move Ethan to his little playhouse. Promise.

PS: On topic, I haven't seen a roach since I was a kid visiting a friend who lived on base in Quantico. Base housing was infested with them... and, thinking about them... they still creep me out. I think they're disgusting. I'll kill roaches, camel crickets, bees, wasps, mosquitoes and/or ants on sight. The reasons range from being creeped out (from roaches and camel crickets), to being allergic (from bees and wasps), to just not like being bit (from mosquitoes) or having my house invaded (flies, fluit flies or ants). I'll also kill most variety of spider if I find them on my property, unless they're in a mulched flower bed.

I have no problem holding black crickets, grass hoppers, worms, beetles, lady bugs, moths or butter flies. If I find any of these in my house or garage, I try to remove them and release them to the rear of the property by the pond.


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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:15 am  
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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:27 am  
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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:44 am  
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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:22 am  
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I would have been genuinely interested in reading what boredalt wrote.


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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:24 am  
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Derpstu quoted it right before my post.
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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:27 am  
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Ah thank you.

at the gym at my high school back in the day, one of the meatheads left their creatine jar open, and some roaches got into it. It seemed to work like the ooze from TMNT and when we found the three culprits, they were the size of my foot. One of them we killed with a 45lb plate all hulk-style. The other two we never saw again....

Oh and if youve ever seen a roach give birth, youll never want kids.


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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:40 am  
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Usdk wrote:
at the gym at my high school back in the day, one of the meatheads left their creatine jar open, and some roaches got into it. It seemed to work like the ooze from TMNT and when we found the three culprits, they were the size of my foot. One of them we killed with a 45lb plate all hulk-style. The other two we never saw again....


I don't really know what to make of this (you realize cockroaches molt several times before adulthood?)

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Oh and if youve ever seen a roach give birth, youll never want kids.


I wouldn't quite go that far, but roaches do have some of the grossest reproduction there is. It looks like nothing so much as defecating, and their egg sacs look similar to feces but even more foul, kind of like compressed droppings.

Are you actually opposed to reproduction as a matter of lifestyle?


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 Post subject: Re: Roaches
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:45 am  
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