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 Post subject: worst illness youve ever had.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:37 am  
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Apologies if anyone is here living with aids or some other vile diseases, anyway:

Once upon a time about 5 years ago I had the flu, pneumonia, and a bit of bronchitis all at the same time. I took one table spoon of hydrocodine and slept on the couch for close to 40 straight hours.

Woke up in time for someone's wedding, and set in the corner shivering the whole time trying to keep down what I THINK was duck. Awful, just awful weekend.

And they're already divorced too, so go figure.


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Pneumonia and my fucking mind


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Mononucleosis and my fucking mental breakdown


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 Post subject: Re: worst illness youve ever had.
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Appendicitis.


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 Post subject: Re: worst illness youve ever had.
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Pharyngitus (similar to laryngitus but the pharynx) I caught this mid soccer season and refused to stop playing. I was coughing so hard that I actually tore the lining of the back of my throat and was spitting out blood while running up and down the field. My coach finally refused to play me until I healed. To this day when I cough it sounds like I have been smoking menthols since I was a toddler (I did smoke for about 10 years but it sounded that bad before).


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 Post subject: Re: worst illness youve ever had.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:46 pm  
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*Knock on wood* I've never gotten the flu, mono, or any super super sickness.


I did get sick when I was a kid often, but it would manifest itself in terrible tonsilitis ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsilitis ). Pain swallowing, pain speaking, pain pain pain. I used to have to just spit the whole time because swallowing my saliva was so painful.

When I'm saying terrible...I mean like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... _strep.JPG

I probably should have had my tonsils taken out, but never did get it done. Now, I have abnormally large crypts in my tonsils ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillar_crypts ), and sometimes I have to hack out tonsil stones, or "Tonsilloliths" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith ) which are disgusting smelling masses of food and dead cells.

They look like this:

http://i344.photobucket.com/albums/p350 ... lolith.jpg

Overall though, my immune system is pretty badass. In the last 5 years, the worst thing I get when I get sick is a sore throat and a minor sinus infection. I think keeping my tonsils has to be a part of that, since they are the ones who stand in the line of fire and get owned when I'm sick.


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 Post subject: Re: worst illness youve ever had.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:51 pm  
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You should probably substitute URL tags instead of IMG for the benefit of the queasy.


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Aestu wrote:
You should probably substitute URL tags instead of IMG for the benefit of the queasy.


Ha good point. My bad!


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 Post subject: Re: worst illness youve ever had.
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Epididymitus... fucking horrible, and embarrassing.

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 Post subject: Re: worst illness youve ever had.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:21 pm  
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Probably chicken pox, when I was too young to remember it.

I get an occasional cold for about a week.

What's the secret? Well, I ate some banana bread I had dropped on the floor in the office of the bus garage. Carlin seems to be pretty spot on.

Damn good banana bread.


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 Post subject: Re: worst illness youve ever had.
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I spent time in Africa and drank the water. Lo and Behold, exactly at the 7-10 day mark, I vomited and shit my brains out for two days. Then I was fine and kept drinking the water and had no issues. Eat that, overprice bottled water market in 3rd world countries.
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 Post subject: Re: worst illness youve ever had.
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Weena wrote:
Probably chicken pox, when I was too young to remember it.

I get an occasional cold for about a week.


This pretty much. I get sick around Christmas every year almost guaranteed and that's it.


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 Post subject: Re: worst illness youve ever had.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:17 pm  
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I'd agree chicken pox, but I was 6 and it was incredibly mild. So maybe the flu, I've gotten it once or twice in my life.

I don't really get sick.


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I had Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever when I was 3. It was real serious.
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Fiora wrote:
I had Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever when I was 3. It was real serious.


That is why you wash and deep-fry the oysters before consuming them.


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