Weena wrote:
HEY!
Are you a high-speed, raid machine trapped on a douchebag server?
Then cut the bullshit! Pick your vagina off the ground and come to BLEEDING HOLLOW!
BLEEDING HOLLOW will make you TOUGH!
SOOOO TOUGH!
You'll be so TOUGH you'll shave with a GOBLIN SHREDDER!
LOOT!
You'll get to have it!
Blue loot!
Purple loot!
Quest loot!
Loot you can't even use!
UNACCEPTABLE!
BLEEDING HOLLOW raids will give you skills!
Raiding skills!
Like:
- Fire Avoiding!
- Death Feigning!
- Tunnel Vision!
- Buff Stacking!
and BUTTON SMASHING!
You'll use BUTTON SMASHING when you PvP!
Man will you PvP!
You'll PvP:
- Noobs
- Bosses
- Carebears
- Decepticons
- TYRANNOSAURUS REX
You'll GIB the SHIT out of people!
TAUREN!
You'll fight TAUREN!
You'll fight them underwater! You'll kick them in the face with your 1337 legs until they're retarded! You'll kick them so hard their skin will fly off and you'll use it to make Tauren skin underwear!
You'll be one scary mother fucker!
You'll scare:
- Pixels!
- Goblins!
- Samwise Didier!
Even the undead! Unfearable!?
UNACCEPTABLE!
You'll have them fleeing faster than Night Elves from Magtheridon's festering asshole!
THAT'S HOLLOWRIFFIC!
Join an elite league of pros that includes:
- Strong Belwas!
- Indiana-fucking-JONES!
- Obi-Wan Kenobi
- Both of Van Halen's Lead Singers!
We didn't include Cherone because he didn't play on BLEEDING HOLLOW!
DEFEND the REALM from COSMIC DESTRUCTION!
"But what about Arthas?"
FUCK ARTHAS!
So if you DON'T GOT what it TAKES! You can eat REALM TRANSFERS!
