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I don't know what it is, I can't help myself. I can't remember a lot of stories off of the top of my head because I just do it in such a matter-of-fact kind of way all the time.

The thing that made me make this thread is apparently Shakira made a song called whakkawhakka, I managed to throw in stuff like 'he carried me' and 'gladiator whakkawhakka' in the conversations in a sort of natural but wtf way at some point during the conversation even though it made no sense at all to no one but me for internal lulz on my head.

Pretty much every time my friends and I get together, as they have slowly but surely all transferred to BH and play with/raid with me. Many lulz to be had indeed.

Playing WoW again in 2018, kill me, thanks

my girlfriend panicked when her toilet refused to flush after she took a shit. she was going to have guests over soon and being of the classy girls-dont-poo variety, she called her sister for help. they tried to hammer out a plan on what to do, bearing no mechanical knowledge, eventually settling on getting the waste into a plastic grocery bag. similar to how you dispose of your dog's shit on a walk (or at least what society expects of you), just kinda pick it up with the bag and roll it inward for mess-free turd grappling.

at the time, she lived next door to these people who's young children were always smoking joints and there was debatable evidence as to the presence of a methlab inside. with no hesitation, my girlfriend hucked a bag of her own shit into their backyard where it landed in the grass, wet and alone. that's kind of like trolling.

amazing

o.O

There was a guy driving in front of me who would stop 20-30 feet before the stoplight (so it wouldn't register he was there), would drive 45 in a 55 zone and when a passing lane showed up, he drove down the dotted white line in the middle.

I'd say he was trolling pretty hard. Too bad I had no where to be, but in my topless jeep with blaring music (which I guess I troll people with?) I switched it to "Fuck You" by Norther.

I feel like I just got trolled.

I was driving behind a guy in a pickup truck yesterday who had a Confederate flag bumper sticker and a "protected by Smith and Wesson" revolver chamber shaped bumper sticker. I live in New Jersey. If that guy's not trolling, I have no idea what else to make of it.

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I told my friends that over 200,000 people die each year from ODing on weed So they start argueing with eachother and this was about 2 months ago and they still argue about it

sometimes i walk into work (in the army) and i say, "i think them removing 'Dont Ask Dont Tell' is a good idea."

At work there's a lot of people in the company who people at my actual work despite. So quite often i'll say "oh <bob who you hate> called for you earler" and they'll break into a rage.

Works really good on the older British people, they have very short tempers and a lot more hate for Germans than the average employee.

took me a minute

I remember my first beer.

I don't, 1985 was ages ago.

Should say

or maybe
Most of them work at different sites or countries, is the kind of point i was trying to get at but couldn't.
English is hard.
I say that to people at work a lot too, usually to foreigners with bad English after someone else does an English related fuck up. They can't tell if i'm making fun of their English, or that of the person who fucked up. Good times.

dont worry at my work there's a dude who is always like, "Ay brudda watcha funp toodey?"