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 Post subject: A Bad Way To Die
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:05 am  
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This is a childish if morbid line of thinking, but I couldn't resist:
Horrible ways of inflicting death.
I consider myself a fairly creative individual.

-Death by autoimmune response
-Death by long-term anesthesia
-Death by hypobaric exposure
-Death by hyperbaric exposure
-Death by cardiac air injection
-Death by simultaneous hypothermia and hyperthermia
-Death by maggots
-Death by rodents
-Death by pecking
-Death by shaking
-Death by gorging
-Death by sleep deprivation
-Death by pain
-Death by lichen
-Death by osmosis
-Death by evacuation
-Death by tapeworm
-Death by flaying
-Death by intravenous molten lead

Just some things that came to mind I'd been meaning to put down in writing.


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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:09 am  
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-Death by AIDS <-------LMAO with the filter (A I D S)
-Death by having a red-hot poker shoved up your ass
-Disembowelment
-Having your eyes taken out with a spoon, and the resulting infection that would probably kill you
-Oprah sitting on your face, suffocating you
-Freezing to death seems pretty terrible
-Being eaten alive by Lions/Rabid Dogs/ etc


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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:12 am  
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism


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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:16 am  
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Aestu wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism


Holy shit that is terrible.


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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:26 am  
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Getting skinned.

Metal as fuck, I know.


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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:51 am  
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_boiling

The slow ones are all bad.


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 Post subject: Re: A Bad Way To Die
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 11:05 am  
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-Death by reading Aestu posts.


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 Post subject: Re: A Bad Way To Die
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 11:06 am  
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Usdk wrote:
-Death by reading Aestu posts.


I don't see how this could be fatal...unless you were locked in a room with no food or water with a computer that contained only Aestu's posts. But then, Aestu's posts wouldn't really be the thing killing you...the dehydration and starvation would.


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawing_%28torture%29


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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/


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Strapped to a chair and forced to watch Barney (or insert any other annoying children's show) until you starve to death.


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floating through space imo. in a spacesuit.


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Dotzilla wrote:
floating through space imo. in a spacesuit.


IDK, it would be cool if like you could record your throughts during that time and send them back to earth. I bet I could come up with some sweet stuff just floating through space.


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Azelma wrote:
-Freezing to death seems pretty terrible


I hear thats one of the more pleasant ways to die after you go through the rough "Im c-c-c-coooold as f-f-fuuuck" phase.


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I would bet when you freeze to death you die warm.

I run my feet under cold shower water when they hurt. It's cold at first, then unnoticeable, then I start getting warm sensation. Stick my hand in the water and it's still very cold though.


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