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 Post subject: Which WoW Race Would You Most Like to Sleep With and Why
PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 3:51 pm  
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IF IT WAS IRL....which of the following races would you most like to sleep with: Night Elf, Blood Elf, squidgoat, Human, Troll, Undead, Tauren, Gnome, Dwarf, Orc

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For me, it would have to be Blood Elves. Their women are crazy and corrupted by a magic lust, but they'd also be freaks in the sack. I'd probably do the males in the booty too, because it wouldn't be gay because they are pretty close to women anyway.

Nelfs and squidgoat would be fun (especially the tale in the case of the ladder) but they are also huge...I mean Nelfs are 7 feet tall, and squidgoat are 9 feet tall...although everyone is the same height lying down.

Human...boring

Everything else would be kind of gross...although i'd take fellatio from a Gnome, just because they are the perfect height.

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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 3:58 pm  
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Blood Elf and Draénei
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Gnome. Shouldn't that be obvious why?

Azelma wrote:
I'd probably do the males in the booty too, because it wouldn't be gay because they are pretty close to women anyway.



I'm not gay, but my BF is.


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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 4:20 pm  
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you put undead ahead of anything else on that list?


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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 4:21 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
you put undead ahead of anything else on that list?


You can stick a cassette player in their gaping skull so it sounds like they're moaning.


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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 4:24 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
you put undead ahead of anything else on that list?


Oh I was just listing the races for posterity...that wasn't a ranking. Although I'd probably prefer to do an undead rather than a tauren.

If nothing else, undead females have a surplus of orifices


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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 4:25 pm  
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geists are walking glory holes.

(i think this is appropo of this thread.)


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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 4:40 pm  
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gnomes


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Yuratuhl wrote:
gnomes


you could probably wear one as a belt buckle, if you know what i mean.


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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 4:47 pm  
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Dwarf

Nobody is surprised by this


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 5:29 pm  
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IDK, dwarves are just so....rough. And their women...idk man...idk.


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squidgoat/male belf

They're just the most attractive races. Male blood elves have that haughty, intelligent thing going on which is always a bit of a turn on irl.

or fem orc

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Zaryi wrote:
haughty, intelligent thing going on which is always a bit of a turn on ir


orly


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Aestu wrote:
Zaryi wrote:
haughty, intelligent thing going on which is always a bit of a turn on ir


orly


yarly

smart guys are just.. mmm.


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Blood Elf Female and Male...at the same time too.
Something about being beautiful, powerful, evil, elitist and arrogant is a turn on.


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