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cause if I do my fecal matter gets all dried out.

One time i got a thingy of B&Js CFB and had it over the span of three days.

Then I had to poop. I'm the kinda guy who likes sit shit clean n go.

Take the newspaper in the bathroom to read it? Insanity!

I sat on the toilet. Relaxed. Nothing.

Then it happened. I had a pain of sorts. Then some gas expelled. Then it came.

Gravel. Clickity clack splash. One followed by two or three, then a about a handful.

It was amazing. Was a strange feeling.

How did I know it was Ben & Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie? I analzyed what I had to eat up until that point.

brb gots to work

A poem to celebrate this occasion!

I sit in wait with baited breath
for the first and virgin plop
waves crash on white porcelain shores
as logs of poop descend and drop
from the dark skies of ass cheeks
past where gen'tals and taint stop
and though the final product reeks
I wish this sliding ne'er do stop