I usually drink the awesome that is Gosling's Black Seal Rum
They also make an extremely expensive (but worth every penny) Ginger Beer (non-alcoholic).
I've only found the Ginger Beer at the liquor store.
Too many things activate my gag reflex, so I have a hard time drinking straight alcohol, and usually have to blend my liquor with something. I make a lot of "boat drinks," which are admittedly girly, but I usually only do that when there are girls around, and they enjoy the show. I generally mix what I drink with Coke (which the only way I can drink Coke, oddly-I'm a Pepsi man) and put it over ice. Otherwise, I drink beer, and prefer Pabst Blue Ribbon because it has a taste of similar quality to beers like Budweiser and costs much less.
Because of my mixed heritage (I'm a little bit of everything except Hebrew, I think), I have weird hair issues, like patchy hair growth. One side of my chest is somewhat hairy, the other side much less so. It's very strange. I even it out with a hair trimmer so it doesn't look goofy.
I like a cheap cigar every once in a while. I like the cheap ones because the flavors are usually stronger and easier to discern, and I admittedly lack the 'cigar palette,' if you will, to enjoy quality stogies without it being a waste.
I don't play cards. Too much crap to keep an eye on while I'm drinking.
I do like golf, since it is generally an excuse to get drunk while driving what is basically a go-kart and smacking things with clubs. I haven't played since I lost my putter.
I used to enjoy watching/tracking the NFL, but since every other Sunday belongs to my son, and most of the jobs I've had in the last few years have had unusual schedules, it's been a few years since I've really been able to follow the sport.
Not sure what other manly subjects we need to cover. I do know more than enough to do more than basic automotive maintenance and repair, since I was the White Lamont (Sanford and Son, bitches). My Dad has owned a legit auto-salvage business since I was about three, and my brothers and I would do crap for him in the summer.
Oh, and as far as porn, I like hentai, because you don't have to feel bad about the women involved being exploited.
I know that sounds really weird, but I have these human moments of empathy every now and again, and they strike at the weirdest times.
Also...I do not get tentacle porn. Who the fuck came up with that, why is it popular enough to be all over the internet, and is it somehow related to dropping nuclear crap on the Japanese?
KK, 'nuff o' dat.
Your Pal,
Jubber
