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Usdk
 Post subject: Best sex
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:02 pm  
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So with my most recent ex(my hot professor) I have a funny story.

she foxhunts. one of her foxhunting people is 86 and is named Lloyd. He has a place where she boards her horse.

He calls her his girlfriend, she calls him her other boyfriend, its a running joke. doesn't bother me cuz his cock doesn't work.

So anyway, while he was out of town, she went over to take care of his horses, and I went with her.

Long story short, I fucked her in his barn, and I jizzed all over the place.


Take that Lloyd.

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Zaryi
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Oh my ;x

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Necrachilles
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USA! USA! USA!

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Quittermike
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I've got it bad soooo bad
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Needhelp
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Necrachilles wrote:
USA! USA! USA!

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Sounds like a good night, though.

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Spure
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if this had more details i wouldve been out.

Learn the difference!

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Aestu
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I honestly don't understand the ways and means hitting girls up for sex.

I can't be bothered to learn or change because I'm so totally inflexible and don't enjoy that sort of thing; I'm just saying, I really don't understand it.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.
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Callysta
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Aestu wrote:
I honestly don't understand the ways and means hitting girls up for sex.

I can't be bothered to learn or change because I'm so totally inflexible and don't enjoy that sort of thing; I'm just saying, I really don't understand it.


No one cares.

@USD, I hear Lloyd's horses were jealous ;)

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Weena
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A horse barn has to be the grossest place ever.

You're all fucked up for thinking that's awesome.

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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Aestu
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Weena wrote:
A horse barn has to be the grossest place ever.

You're all fucked up for thinking that's awesome.

going with usdk on this one

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Weena
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I bet his load blowing was in sync with the horse taking diarrhea dump.

YEAH!

THAT'S HOT!

WHO WANTS TO PLAY SCATAGORIES I MEAN SCATTERGORIES?!?!

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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Grimmgor
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Weena wrote:
A horse barn has to be the grossest place ever.

You're all fucked up for thinking that's awesome.


I dunno man, those awkward/random places usually lead to some good shit.
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Quittermike
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Grimmgor wrote:
Weena wrote:
A horse barn has to be the grossest place ever.

You're all fucked up for thinking that's awesome.


I dunno man, those awkward/random places usually lead to some good shit.


Like Mr. Hands
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Dotzilla
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i fucked a chick who was a student at the university of zimbabwe. i met her at a bar in harare, she was so black when she was leading me to her apartment by the hand, when she let go i couldn't see her in the dark. she had a hot english accent, her apartment had no AC, she had ice water in a chest in the corner that we used in between sessions. she had no bed, just a mass of pillows and soft blankets on a giant tempurpedic mat. the windows were open and she made animal noises. i could barely see her body in the dark but her vagina looked like a black cat yowling in the middle of the night. i must've blown my load in every corner of that place. fell asleep at 4am, woke up, she was gone. let myself out, never saw her again.

most xlint.

Verily, I have often laughed at weaklings who thought themselves proud because they had no claws.
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