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So a little bit of a backstory.

My name is Gregory, though most people know me as Greg. I used to have hair. When I was 17, I went to work fresh out of the shower with gel in my hair, headphones on, and head leaning against the headrest. I walked into work with a serious hair issue and was quickly mocked by a coworker who gave it a nickname.

I eventually lost that hair, and the nickname.

I live in my grandfather's old house, with my brother. He tends to apply too much Axe crap in the morning, much to my nasal disgust when I'm leaving. Note, my grandfather's been dead for 6 years now.

Today, I was treated to this commercial:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSVeGdiaWM0[/youtube]

I went downstairs and blasted my brother for his use of Axe and the oddity of that commercial. That, and well, with no hair, I don't use shampoo often, nor would I touch Axe.

As I walked out the door to go to the store, I hit shuffle all on my ipod.

First song:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3R2PgMiTvw[/youtube]

I stop walking, and think to myself... "my grandfather's name is Eugene. I'd say that's spooky, but it wouldn't surprise me if he had too much free time."

I hit skip.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntB8U6mBjhw[/youtube]

I looked up at the stars and said "touché, grandfather".


PS:
Saturday, August 21, 2010
dooj (9:35:26 PM): i can't see who it is... someone tonight will think, "damn, he smells great"

I really dislike Axe.

10/10 would read again later with a coffee and a muffin

I was humming Eugene today at work not an hour or two before i had a long hair/baldness related discussions with a coworker. I could pretend another coworker's parter (named greg) was somehow involved in this but i'd be lying.

One time in the lunch line at school, it had been raining and I was wearing my hoodie. I'm standing in line minding my own buisness when the girl in front of me, in one fluid motion, spins around and smells up the length of my body and says "You smell good!". I was not equiped at the time to handle that situation(see aspieslol) so I just stared at her. She eventually seemed embaressed and turn around, I just wanted to say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?". It was very wierd.

p.s. Axe sucks anyways, if I were to use anything it'd be Tag(even though they're the samethinglol) becase they have sweet ads and I always got a chuckle out of them.

Sounds like the girl from drivers ed.

No desk, just tables. Two people at a table, some random girl from another town I've never met sitting at my table. All of a sudden - SURPRISE! MOOB GROPE!

I was startled by the pain (bitch squeezed fucking hard) that I ended up hurting her arm as it tried retreating from under mine.

Girls are batshit crazy. Mystery solved gang, gj.

Spacehunter your animated avatar makes her look like an actual human being lool.

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I had something similar happen in school once, had a chick on each side and they both decided to smell me at the same time and proceeded to question me on what hygiene products I use.

Back when I was young, in shape, and (more) attractive, a woman once went home with me because of the cologne I was wearing.

It was extremely expensive, and she was a gold-digging bitch.

Good thing I didn't call her back.

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who is it :[

Gotta love women who sniff you!

you shoulda pulled out your cock and been like sniff that....with your mouth.