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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:03 am  
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I've had the hiccups for the past 40 mins and they won't go away.

i'm about to shoot myself.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:35 am  
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Bend over.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:37 am  
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And drink some water.

Then stand back up.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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I made them go away by drinking about 5 glasses of water in a row without breathing. Almost died but it was worth it, was seriously about to go crazy
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subtact hiccups
ADD WATER INTOXICATION
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Quittermike wrote:
subtact hiccups
ADD WATER INTOXICATION


I used to take medicine that I wasn't supposed to drink anything for the next 8 hours because of this.

But I said fuck that, drank anyway, and had the most glorious morning pisses the next day.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:30 am  
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My wife and son both get hiccups like that.
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Hold breath for 30-40 seconds, then before breathing, take a big sip of water.

Guarenteed.
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Glad your hiccups went away =)


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Monotheist wrote:
I made them go away by drinking about 5 glasses of water in a row without breathing. Almost died but it was worth it, was seriously about to go crazy


wanna go for round 2?


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Tehra wrote:
Monotheist wrote:
I made them go away by drinking about 5 glasses of water in a row without breathing. Almost died but it was worth it, was seriously about to go crazy


wanna go for round 2?


Please no :(


and yeah I can do the breath holding, usually my first method but it didn't want to work last night. Don't think I've ever had them for longer than 5-10 mins before.
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My kid kept waking me up all night...

and how he's had hiccups for the last 30 minutes. :( I tried holding him under water because he can't hold his own breath and he still has them. Any other ideas?
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FACT: Waterboarding originated as an experimental hiccup relief therapy.


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Eturnalshift wrote:
My kid kept waking me up all night...

and how he's had hiccups for the last 30 minutes. :( I tried holding him under water because he can't hold his own breath and he still has them. Any other ideas?


I would say scare him but since he's a baby that's prob not a good idea.

I think with a baby your best bet is just to wait em out ;\


welcome to parenting!
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