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 Post subject: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories / Random Rage Lulz
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:21 pm  
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Being on the internet and playing video games leads to a lot of excellent nerd rage. Everyone has had someone nerd rage on them at some point in their life (except maybe Jushiro?). What are your greatest/funniest rage stories? Screenshots/Videos encouraged, but not required.
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My greatest rage story happened while playing Halo 3.....

It was a routine ranked Team Deathmatch. The match started, and I went straight for the Shotgun (I love power weapons and like shotgun camping...so sue me). I picked it up, excited that I would be able to get some nice kills early. Low and behold, a member of my own team was jealous/butthurt that I got to the shotgun first. He decided to take his anger out by team-killing me, and taking the weapon. This obviously pissed me off...and I knew I had to get him back somehow.

I promptly killed this team member the next chance I had and took the gun back. This no doubt infuriated him, for he immediately killed me upon respawning. I smiled at this because I knew I still had another kill to give - but surely he wouldn't kill me again...i thought. I retaliated once I respawned and killed him. Then, once he respawned, in a fit of rage he must have forgotten himself, because he then killed me again...and I was prompted with the lovely option "you have been team killed 3 times, would you like to boot this player?" I of course voted yes. The shotgun was mine, the douche was gone, and we won the match.

After I got back I had a nice little recorded message from this guy on my xbox live. It went something like:

"Fuck you you fucking fag. I'll fucking kill you little shit bitch fucking asshole piece of shit. You fucking suck motherfucker!!!!!"

note: the person was screaming throughout the entire message so it was kind of hard to make out everything

I then reported him for threatening/vulgarity, and went on to have a fantastic day. lol nerd rage.


TLDR: NERD RAGE STORIES - GOGOGO!!


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 Post subject: Re: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:26 pm  
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Haha rage.



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 Post subject: Re: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:51 pm  
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I got the Doggiedog, some idiot paladin to rage for about 2 hours on vent. I lost my recording of it and i know a few people who have it...

Great quotes include "YEAH RECORD THE DOGGIEDOGS VOICE SELL IT ON EBAY"

"SO YOU GOT 2K BUDDY? GOT 2K BUDDY? WELL FUCK YOU MR 2K BUDDY YOU ARE A LOOOOOOOOOSEEEER MY LITTLE KID SHITS IN A DIAPER AND HES STILL BETTER THAN YOU YOU SUCK"

And "Conflict is a good warrior"


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 Post subject: Re: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:05 pm  
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lol - I wish I had a recording of the Xbox Live encounter


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 Post subject: Re: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:25 pm  
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quadtard wrote:
I got the Doggiedog, some idiot paladin to rage for about 2 hours on vent. I lost my recording of it and i know a few people who have it...

Great quotes include "YEAH RECORD THE DOGGIEDOGS VOICE SELL IT ON EBAY"

"SO YOU GOT 2K BUDDY? GOT 2K BUDDY? WELL FUCK YOU MR 2K BUDDY YOU ARE A LOOOOOOOOOSEEEER MY LITTLE KID SHITS IN A DIAPER AND HES STILL BETTER THAN YOU YOU SUCK"

And "Conflict is a good warrior"

I think Max showed me that like two years ago. It was quite lulzy.

But yeah, I think someone still has it out of the people you knew/know from Equinox and that other guild whose name escapes me.


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 Post subject: Re: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:57 pm  
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NB4 Multiple stupid stories about Aestu-rage...because I know how you people are.

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 Post subject: Re: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories
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I think the best rage I've ever heard would have to be my own when I was playing Super Meat Boy.

Second was Ned during his various public mcs or maybe some vipersvnk rages during vanilla and bc.

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 Post subject: Re: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories
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 Post subject: Re: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories
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 Post subject: Re: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:34 pm  
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Demented vs anyone voice fights.

I remember that Quetz shit, rofl. I trolled whatever server forums that happened on. The one before Andorlawl, I think.


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 Post subject: Re: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:52 pm  
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I tend not to Nerd Rage :p There have been times when I've been really pissed at someone (like helping a horde kill a mob that he'd have died to if I hadn't helped, only to have him come kill me right afterward...) but not enough for it to be considered a rage. I am one of the original Carebears. I don't like killing other players. I like questing. It relaxes me.

I DID just mom rage at my kids for taking every single toy out in their bedroom while I was cleaning the living room. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :p


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 Post subject: Re: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:21 pm  
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 Post subject: Re: Your Greatest Nerd Rage Stories
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:08 pm  
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Old, but still classic raging. I wonder if he ever was allowed to have his WoW account reactivated.....




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