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 Post subject: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:17 pm  
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...now you can be absolved via smartphone.

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/confessi ... 19676?mt=8
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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:22 pm  
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ROFL. That is epic.


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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:40 pm  
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I'm not getting it unless it guarantees a direct pipeline to God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit.
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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:41 pm  
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It should give you a random priest to talk to each time, including the possibility of the pope.


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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:04 pm  
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Joklem wrote:
I'm not getting it unless it guarantees a direct pipeline to God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit.

http://www.titane.ca/igod/


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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Meowth
God:
Nice to meet you, Meowth.
Me:
Nice to meet you
God:
It's nice meeting you too Meowth.
Me:
I have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Can you kill those who seek it?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Who did that?
God:
Alice B. Toklas.
Me:
Who is Alice?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
If you are God, and God created the world, where did Alice come from?
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God and God created the world where did Alice come from.
I am a chatterbot.


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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:17 pm  
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Quote:
Me:
Who is Alice?


The answer to that should have been - "Alice? ALICE?! WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?!"


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:48 pm  
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Joklem wrote:
I'm not getting it unless it guarantees a direct pipeline to God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit.


what about Jesus, by the power of the Holy Spirit?

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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:53 pm  
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Grimmgor wrote:
Joklem wrote:
I'm not getting it unless it guarantees a direct pipeline to God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit.


what about Jesus, by the power of the Holy Spirit?



Motherfucker is so much truth that satan calls him up.

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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:00 pm  
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Question remains.

WHO IS ALICE!?!?


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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:26 pm  
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Azmaria wrote:
Question remains.

WHO IS ALICE!?!?



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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:27 pm  
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Azmaria wrote:
Question remains.

WHO IS ALICE!?!?


A.L.I.C.E.
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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:30 pm  
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Joklem wrote:
Azmaria wrote:
Question remains.

WHO IS ALICE!?!?


A.L.I.C.E.


::etches another mark on the wall::


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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
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That's pretty damned funny.


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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
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"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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 Post subject: Re: Sinning has never been so easy...
PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:49 pm  
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Tehra wrote:
Joklem wrote:
Azmaria wrote:
Question remains.

WHO IS ALICE!?!?


A.L.I.C.E.


::etches another mark on the wall::


How many until I drop dead?
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