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 Post subject: odd night
PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:00 pm  
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So have you ever put your foot in your mouth so hard that the only way out of it is to kill yourself violently?

I was at a party last night talking to this girl whom i'd had a thing for back in high school. I was like so what have you been up to? she said "oh my husband hung himself with a telephone cord last month."

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WTF do i say to that? but i'm like raised to be polite like the whole "southern gentleman" thing so i had to keep the conversation going, no matter how hard i wanted to run off into the woods screaming. So all i could fucking think to say was "So....have you considered getting a cell phone?"

I find i dont have a taste for being punched by a woman.


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 Post subject: Re: odd night
PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:16 pm  
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That's an awesome response


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 Post subject: Re: odd night
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 Post subject: Re: odd night
PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:25 pm  
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sounds like the BH forums, circa 2005.


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 Post subject: Re: odd night
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That's when you pretend your phone is ringing and walk away :P
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 Post subject: Re: odd night
PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:33 pm  
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Yuratuhl wrote:
sounds like the BH forums, circa 2005.


refresh my drunken memory


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 Post subject: Re: odd night
PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:34 pm  
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I was raised the same way. I remember getting shitfaced and started talking to this girl who kept on telling me about how she'd meet people via Xbox Live and strip for them and of course, I couldn't simply leave.

She also likes to sneak up on me while I'm eating and still flirt with me and/or tell me about her hospital procedures, even after I literally told her to fuck off weeks ago. The whole "southern gentleman" thing kind of stops when you catch someone trying to break into your room (while you're sleeping in it).


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 Post subject: Re: odd night
PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:47 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
Yuratuhl wrote:
sounds like the BH forums, circa 2005.


refresh my drunken memory


Nothing specific, it's just the sort of thing we'd have posted back then.


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 Post subject: Re: odd night
PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:24 pm  
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Lol.

Fuck her for saying something like that though.

Honestly, Debbie Downer, enjoy drinking alone.

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The cell phone bit was best thing to say. I mean, if she's going to metaphorically pants you and put you in an amazingly awkward position, you might as well return the favor and pee in her face.


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 Post subject: Re: odd night
PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:10 pm  
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you also need to raise an eyebrow


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 Post subject: Re: odd night
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Yewluze wrote:
you also need to raise an eyebrow


This.

Your response couldnt have been better tho.


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 Post subject: Re: odd night
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Mns wrote:
I was raised the same way. I remember getting shitfaced and started talking to this girl who kept on telling me about how she'd meet people via Xbox Live and strip for them and of course, I couldn't simply leave.

She also likes to sneak up on me while I'm eating and still flirt with me and/or tell me about her hospital procedures, even after I literally told her to fuck off weeks ago. The whole "southern gentleman" thing kind of stops when you catch someone trying to break into your room (while you're sleeping in it).


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 Post subject: Re: odd night
PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:38 pm  
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Though I do like the cell thing, the correct response: "So what you're telling me is that in a week or two you'll have time in your schedule for dinner?" She was totally telling you she's available, dude, and she's looking for a sympathy point bonus on top of it.

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 Post subject: Re: odd night
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you have to consider that maybe she's a psycho, hence the hanging

is she hot?


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 Post subject: Re: odd night
PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:56 pm  
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she was a lot hotter then than she is now.


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