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How are you guys? :D Did I miss anything interesting in the last like.. 4 months? I am too lazy to go through these thousands of posts.

s^ | Kay

Read the Greasy Bitch megathread if you have a lot of time on your hands.

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

Azelma has been using "Lowered Expectations" since not getting bus strange.

Mayo lives with a rapist, but he's more offended about living with some guy that fucked around with the girl one of his other roommates was kind of, sort of, maybe dating, who incidentally happened to be the girl the Rapey Roommate violated. The real moral of that story is that everyone who lives with Mayo is having sex except for Mayo, which is really only tarnished by the fact that the other three guys were banging the same girl, and one of them had to go that extra mile and yell "SURPRISE" beforehand.

Zaryi failed at stairs so hard it broke her ankle. While I was concerned, I was relieved when I found out her pretty face was OK, so she may still manage some drama shots of her cleavage while she's bored with recovery. None of this should be construed to be insulting, I was actually worried about Zaryi when I saw her "ER" post on FB, and I like her cleavage.

Eternal still (allegedly) hates brown people.

Ray Liotta's career is so shot that he's doing straight-to-video movies.

Snoop Dogg is doing a cameo on a song with a Nickleodeon boy band (I honestly saw this tonight while my kid was watching TV).

Mayo thinks he has room to dis people on their choice of cuisine after an entire thread devoted to how he smothers everything in shitty Korean pepper sauce.

I'm (apparently) the only one with enough taste to realize that the Borat guy isn't funny, or that his wife, while attractive, is no longer fuckable because her association with him has earned her the damaged goods tag. Kind of like the 20 year old chick I was messing with until I met her previous boyfriend (women that will swap spit with a guy who has a tattoo on their neck: a bad life decision I don't need to make----as opposed to cute girls half my age who seem willing to bounce up-and-down on a guy their dad's age: a bad life decision I can't wait to make).

Otherwise, it's the same old "America should be ashamed because it's fucking terrible and worse than yogurt (and yet, still not bad enough that anyone here griping leaves for Denmark), and you're a repressed ultra-conservative Neanderthal if you disagree" vs. "USA! USA! USA!, and if you don't like it, eat a bag of dicks, you smelly hippie" and Mayo having his monthly weird outraged/butthurt moderation decisions overturned by Midol, Kotex, and the other mods.

In short, you haven't missed anything.

Your Pal,
Jubber

EDIT: After reading that, I think I've been awfully hard on Mayo. So, um, high-five for Korean pepper sauce or something.

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Its Thai.

PS: For the record, I tried to get her help and she refused, so not like I can do anything about it.

EDIT: I'm supposed to be the one with the heavy flow?

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

Fuck you, whore, we're on the same cycle.

Oh, and I totally dare you and your IRL pals to start calling Tabor "Rapey McRoommate."

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Its funny because I've seen a bunch of posts like these before in my time and trying to pass it off as a joke isn't going to work.

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

I'm not so sure it's actually funny, because apparently you laugh at Borat.

Also, it's not like I didn't already realize that was overly harsh in your direction and say so, and given that you've authored the bulk of recent (memorable) postings, it's completely innocent.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

I just found out there is a real dude with the last name Krauthammer.

Which is as relevant as anything else you may have missed.

Jubber you really gotta lay off Borat.

Did you watch "Throw the Jew Down the Well?"

Here it is again:



Borat goes to Cambridge

:] I missed you guys.

I have been slowly making my way through the greasy cumdumster megathread, good read so far.

s^ | Kay

Somehow, I didn't make it into Jubber's summing up post.

I probably shouldn't assume that just because that guy's last name is "Cohen" that he's Jewish, but I am making that assumption, and I find it a little disturbing that a Jewish guy is doing that bit. The only thing to find funny about that is that there were that many people in the audience excited to hear that kind of bile, which is only funny if you're the sort of person looking for vindication for your various slurs and prejudices toward white people living in rural areas. At least there were a few redeemable souls who look confused, if not a little uncomfortable, at what they were seeing. If you laugh at that, OK, anything can be humor, but to me, that's really sad to see.

USD is going on a "Piggin' Tour" of the continental U. S. A. Fat ladies, bring your drink money.

Welcome back for a few days, Kay. Schooling sucks balls and eats social lives.

Krauthammer's columns make great reads, and he's on Fox every night so the network doesn't look like it's completely full of retards (though it's no more full of retards than CNN or MSNBC, but they don't have a Krauthammer).

@Mayo: What's the chances of a "This is what happened when I called Tabor "Rapey McRoommate" to his face" thread?

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Hi.

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Hi Kay, welcome back to the party.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

Luckily I have no clinicals this summer so I may have a bit more time. We shall see. Pathophysiology may destroy what is left of my soul, however, so I can't make any promises. <3

s^ | Kay