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So, I had a dream. I typed it out pretty shortform. I've decided to record these things before I forget them.
I now want to create a villain, maybe a dark tree, that uses magic that is pinkish purple in color.
Anyway, even shortform is a long read. Sorry.
Drive up to park on side of road in front of road. I'm passenger.
Tree in yard has a ring that looks like the sap animation floating around the trunk.
Hank Hill says "What the hell is this?"
I make the smart ass remark, "It's tree sap.", then I say it's probably a prank by Dale, another character on King of the Hill.
He tries parking, but the thing pushes the truck around after it comes away from the tree. Now it's a line instead of a circle. Seems like a purple-ish spirit.
Hank takes off. The spirit follows us. Bumping our vehicle along the way.
We reach the entrance of the trailer court I live in, there's construction on the entry roads, so he drives to the other side of the trailer court.
Which is apparently now, not a trailer court, but a massive, hilly area.
We continue to flee from the spirit, physics are distorted, and the vehicle gets knocked around pretty heavily.
It always lands on it's wheels though. This part was super intense in dream.
We make it back to the beginning of the park, and I exit the vehicle and go to the pool near the entrance.
Hank drives off, there is really no sign of spirit.
While at the pool, which is live with other people, I see my old pal Shane. A blonde fellow of whom I galavanted with as a boy.
He jumps in, and when he comes up I tidal wave him. That's when you jump in, pushing mostly forward on liftoff, and do a huge hug motion when you are entering the water. Makes a big forward going splash.
Anyway, I hit a small girl with this. Her, mom and brother are pissed.
Mom just yells at me - whatever.
I get out of the pool, and the brother comes up to me. Does weird shit, kinda like that kid who was freaking out about WoW, tried "remote control auto-sodomy".
This boy is hyping up, or something, at one point drops very hard to both knees on the cement, gets up and then throws punches at me.
I end up laughing and say by the look of his knees the concrete is a bigger threat than he is.
The girl also comes up to me, threating a fight. Never happens, but it was funny.
My grandma shows up, calmly says to me she accidentally started our house on fire. And walks away, but doesn't leave through the exit.
She walks to the opposite corner, the pool has iron - old English like fence around it. She just seems to fall off my vista.
I'm about to leave, I give Shane a bro hug, for some reason give a girl named Angie that went to school with me a cheek kiss, and give a hug to Alesha, who was Shanes girlfriend in highschool.
I have no idea why Alesha just appeared, but that makes even more sense than Angie, who had really no relevance to my life, or the life of anybody else there.
I step outside the gate, and where the basketball cort is, just a few steps away, there is another pool instead.
Swashbuckle is having a pool party. I now feel the need to pitch them the idea of having a pirate pool party being the subject of a future song.
Some small, probably Mexican, girl then somehow steals all my attention with a bug she found.
I say something along the lines of that she should release it.
I make my way towards the pool, see the vocalist and guitarist in Swashbuckle, but no drummer.
Then they all pack up and leave. I give their tour buses my horns as they pass by and leave.
Next thing I know, I'm at this appartment building. I'm trying to get in, to rob it maybe, I don't know.
After futile attempts to enter a second story window, I enter a window on first floor that is apparently safe domain. Must be my place.
Zach, another kid I went to school with and a pal of mine is there. He hops out of our window, goes directly next door, we were on corner, and starts sneaking in.
He sneaks in, and there is a man home. I stand outside wondering what the fuck he's doing.
I hear them scuffle, and it becomes obvious to me that the man was subdued. Funny because Zach was a twig of a kid.
So I sneak into the apartment too. There's remotes that I notice, and magazines everywhere. I put the hood up on my hoodie to prevent ID.
As I walk around, another man bolts by me, pushing me, and runs out the front door. I came very close to catching him by the robe he was wearing.
We panic, and leave. Zach just takes off. I go back into my appartment, grab a shoe I somehow lost, and a number of other things. Not really sure what they are at this point.
I take off. As I'm running down the stree, around the corner come these two men. It's my dad, and his dad.
Atleast that's what I thought from a distance, turns out they just really looked like them. We have a conversation about the Tree Sap. The conversation somehow goes from person to person to me talking on a staticy cellphone.
The only thing I remember from the conversation, is that both of them were plauged by the Tree Sap.
To beat it I need charred wood from the - port fort, no - Fort Pole? The static on the phone made it hard to hear them.
Everytime I guessed wrongly they kinda yelled. Anyway it turned out to be charred wood from the fort at the South Pole.
I told them that's crazy I can't get to the south pole.
So I continue walking down the street. I remove my hood, thinking that will prevent a cop from talking to me about my home invading.
Then I just remove the hoodie entirely, underneath is my reddish pink shirt, that says "What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my AWESOMENESS!"
One of the things I took with me turns out to be kind of a hybrid wallet purse, thought the package it came in - the "I just bought it" package, not mail package, said wallet.
I took it out, knelt and tried putting the stuff I had into it. I ended up having a phone, and this paper think, like a poorly made oragami thunderbird, and office papers. Not sure what those were for.
I 'feel' the sap coming after me. So I get somebody on the phone, I think it was my dad. He tells me to use the paper thunderbird thing.
With it in my hand, I jump and do a Superman pose, we take off into the air super fast. I fly past the intersection I cross almost everyday.
I'm flying, talking to my dad, who says something I don't remember. But instructions of some kind. I fly over to the highschool football field.
And then I wake up. I guess I'll never know how to defeat the tree sap. Aside from charred wood from a fort at the South Pole.
"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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