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WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING HARD HOLY SHIT.

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so awesome

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Apparently it's bad but I have it anyway.

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it isn't what it should be, but all the people saying it's the most horrendous thing in the universe are retarded.

not a fan of regenerating health, but people saying that you just duck behind something and heal in the middle of combat are idiots since it plays just like the old duke, in that enemies are in your face no matter what you do.

not sure why someone went to the trouble of making a 10 hour version when you can just do this:

http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=Vja3gNjkh90

24 mins away from DL'ing.

Gooooooooooooooooo faaaaaaaaaaaaaaasttttttttttteeeeeeeerr.

I like how the metascore dropped 10 points in the time it took me to shower.

Duke is here, and I am pleased.

I have no idea how anybody could say this is anything less than ok. I can't see how a Duke fan wouldn't like this alot.

I'm having a blast.

My only beef is with the RC car on Lady Killer. That thing was a bitch to drive. Anyone bitching about health regeneration is probably playing it on cake mode, getting hit once or twice shaves most of the bar away, big guys only take one hit before you're scrambling, and what Grim said, they are always in your face.

Every AT teleporting around FUCKING AHHHHH!

Game is exactly what it should be imo. Puzzles, High Octane Action, Debauchery and One Liners.

YOU SAVE EFFORT FROM GETTING OFF YOUR CHAIR TO GO CLICK REPEAT EVERY 10MINS OMG CAN YOU NOT SEE THE PERFECTION IN THIS LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

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Druid: Meowth
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There are only a few complaints that I've read that are reasonable, as opposed to everyone else bitching that it isn't Cawadoody 8 Modern Battlefield: Halo Edition.

2 guns thing is apeshit. no excuse at all. and the linearity of levels. it's not as bad as the people i listened to complain about it, but even as stupid as HERPDERPCOLLECTKEYCARDS in duke3d was it still warranted you to go all over the place, as opposed to go in the straight line right now.

car levels and the turret shit need to go too. i don't really hate the turret parts but they aren't duke at all. the driving is just bad.

even still though some of the level designs are pretty brilliant. duke burger is probably one of the most hilarious levels in any game ever, if you actually look around and fuck with everything that you can.

haters gonna hate. game is more fun then half life 2 ever was. Suck it down.

Agreed, the few reviews I've seen are "waaaaaaaaaaaah, he says bad things and objectifies women." Fuck off with the "I'm going to be morally outraged so everyone can see I'm appropriately thenthitive" bullshit for crying out loud. That's a big part of what made the original so great, it was a break from the PC horse shit.

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Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

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Games weren't really mainstream enough when the original came out for anyone to really give a shit about offending people.

I'm betting of the posters we have, maybe four played Duke3D when it came out, and of those four, half are lying about it.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
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