I now formally submit my application to be a mod. It's a little old but it has yet to fail me except that time Meowth ruined it, fkn jerk. Actually that may have been a different app idk. Anyways, behold the glory that is my application!
Undead Rogue looking to dps, for YOU! ))Accepted((
1. Personal Information
a. Real name (optional): Jason
b. Age: Calmer than you are.
c. Timezone: Eastern
2.Character name and Class: Necrachilles 70 undead Rogue
3.Level: 70 4. Gear: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... crachilles In PvP gear atm.
5.Talents: PvP spec atm
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/cla ... 1210501351
6.PvE Experience: Kara!
7.Keys and Attunements: All Heroics, Kara, majority of the pre 60 instance keys AND the key to your heart.
8.Previous Guilds, and reason for leaving: Too many to count, no serious raiding guilds though. Mostly just guilds with my friends for laffies.
9.Reason for Applying: Sir, I want to destroy things in PvE combat. Looking to be all that I can be, sir!
10.Do you know anyone already in Gankers Inc? A few people...they wish to remain anonymous
11.Why would you be a good fit for Gankers Inc?: I like to gank people while wearing two thousand dollar suits.
12.Do you have Ventrilo? (required) mic?: Yes.
13.Are you willing to get the required mods if you do not have them already? Yes.
14.Are you willing to respec if you are asked to?: Yes.
15.How much time per week do you spend playing WoW?: Let's put it this way, it's alot.
16. Do you have any alternate characters? If so, what level and class? Twink 19 Lock and a 55 Resto Druid.
17. What are your professions? 375 Engineering/Skinning.
18. What days are you available to raid and how long? Anyday and for as long as I am needed.
19. What is your /played? 103d 21h 37m 20. How did you hear about gankers inc? a q t pie. Please tell us a little bit about yourself so that we can get to know you better: Back in the late summer of 1934, I was bagging feed on a celery farm for minimum wage out in Cuba. Seeing as how the pay wasn't so great I moved on to join the adult entertainment industry under the alias of Blake Richardson.
I left shortly there after due to bad working conditions(eating yogurt and grapes off the floor isn't exactly fun you know). I took a trip to my local wal-mart and slipped on a loose tire, went into a coma for 14 years. When I came to I had two sons, a daughter, and was married to the worlds strongest woman.
Needless to say I quickly fled the state in search of my dog Sparky who I had apparently lost while in my coma. Now, I found Sparky in a rehab center for butt sniffers just south of a Piggly Wiggly in Miami, Florida.
I payed ALL of Sparky's debts off and got him a spike collar with "Lawl Dawg" Stitched in black thread and we went around getting into street brawls all over the great state of Michigan. We got into this one fight with a boxer/Chiuhauhau combo, very mean and tough combo to fight. In the end we won the fight but Sparky took a fatal bite to the ovaries so I had to Old Yeller her...
After I finish burying Sparky behind that Circle K in Mississippi I found myself with no money and no where to go. So I sought help in a shelter for women with lots of money and heavy baking addictions. They kept me well fed and gave me lots of money, so I bought a computer and started playing this game WoW.
Currently, I still live with all these amazing women and am at this VERY moment eating some homemade Apple Pie, it is NOT that great. Chances are that by the time you have read all of this I'll have left on a journey to find the meaning of life...or ways to exploit it I don't know.
Pick 2 of following questions -
Pirates or Ninjas? Explain:
If you were a type of animal, what would it be and why?: A Penguin, so I always look good. /mirror
What is your favorite joke? Explain why you just picked such a terrible joke to tell:
What is your favorite color and how does this define you as a person?: Rainbow, because I'm gay and I DON'T have ADD.
Edit: I also wouldn't mind if this thread was locked since it seems to be going no where fast.
